That's right, the quote book, a.k.a. my assignment book, made it's triumphant return during the 2002-2003 school year. And, once again, I got some good stuff. Have fun...
"Why is Larry Flynt on the cover of Life Magazine?" "That's Winston Churchill, Lindz." ~Lindsey and myself, enthralled in sophisticated conversation
“Who ever heard of an evil bunny, you dolt?” ~Jared, finally managing to outsmart Colleen, at least in his mind
“We didn’t claw our way to the top of the food chain to eat plants.” ~My dad, forever a carnivore
“This isn’t funny, I think I’m allergic to my pants!” ~Kristen
“There are very few things on the planet that are worse than bad rum.” ~Mr. Jones, letting us in on one of life’s lessons
“I’m wondering - What’s ramie, and should I be wearing it?” ~Amanda (It was one of the materials in her sweater)
“What would lead you to believe that I would go up there in front of the entire school and community and rub myself?” ~Lindsey, refusing to sign up for the talent show
“Don’t get your herpes all over me!” ~Lauren’s mom
“Seriously, if you’re gonna be alive in the feudal age, why not be a samurai?” ~Jared, securing his place as Nerd of the Century
“Nothing, Lindsey, go back to reading your smut.” “I’m not reading it.” “I’ll read it!” ~Me, Lindsey, and Jessica, who recently became an avid reader… wonder why.
“I used to eat a lot of Ho - Ho’s.” ~Amanda
“That’s ugly.” “Yep.” “It’s a self portrait - no, wait - I meant it’s your portrait.” ~Lauren, delivering to me one heck of a comeback
“The acid can actually eat a hole through your stomach, which is called what?” “Stomach hole?” ~Mr. Jones and Jessica
“Africans are simple. They don’t wear a whole lot of clothes.” ~Amanda
“Be all that you can be… Be a drug dealer.” ~Señorita
“What may I… do with your old pants?!?” ~Amanda, trying to decipher her Spanish assignment
And the new classics...
“Stop forking your friend!” ~Señorita
“There’s this store called Tall Girl… it’s for tall girls.” ~Jessica
“Yes, I am a dancing queen.” ~Brad
"This stuff should come with a warning: Not for use on nipples." ~My dad
