Here are a few of the most thoughtful things ever captured in words. I've spent a year following friends, family, even teachers with a notebook in my purse, writing down every nerdlike quote I could. Now, I present them for your amusement...
"Are you playing with your shwanker?" ~Chester
"Take that, you evil cackler of doom!" ~Brad
"You so just said 'Nutters'" ~Kayla
"I like 'Bungho' better" ~Kevin (Don't ask)
"Look at that; There's a butt cheek coming out of her nose!" ~Jared... we won't mention who he's talking about.
"Science is super guys!" ~The woman who obviously didn't have a teacher that resembled herself
"I was in the same seat as Mary Lou Rhetton!" ~Joe, trying to maintain that he was actually on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
"I smell like dead cats" ~Beth
"I call people losers all the time. I mean, I don't call real losers losers." ~Katie
"Fried rice is Spanish - no, wait - that's Spanish rice." ~Jared
"Someone stole my butter!" "It was sitting up there on the table, you dummy... it was next to my butter." ~Lindsey and Katie
"You want some lubrication for your derm?" ~Lauren, exploring the possibilities of sounding intelligent while holding a bottle of hand lotion
"Kim would give you a Corvette if you gave her your teeth..." "No she wouldn't. She'd take my teeth and laugh!" ~Kayla and Brad (Thanks for the credit, Kayla, but Brad's probably right)
"Yesterday, I cried" ~Brad
"I should sell drugs. I could make good money." ~Mr. Kerecz, sharing his wisdom
"If diamonds were coming out of my nipples, I'd be fine." ~Lindsey
"Copying is so honest." ~Carly
"The focker's fake!" ~Katie
"If that's a guy, that's a hot guy..." ~Joe... I'm not even gonna go there.
"Do you think herpes was named after a person?" "Yeah, wasn't he a Roman god? Oh wait, that was Hermes." ~Lauren and Lindsey
"I always dream about gorillas." ~Jared
And finally, the classics...
"I smell my great-grandma." ~Joe
"It's just wet grass. I'd go roll around in it if I could just get out of here." ~Brad
"Boy George is definitely gay." ~Mr. Pelton
