The tension mounts… Nerds all over the world are holding their breath. Who is 2002’s Nerd of the Year?
I’ll tell you who it is, but first I’ll go on a spiel for dramatic affect…
This courageous young lady has recently gone under the knife in a desperate attempt to save her life. She fought death day in and day out until miraculously, she awoke from her coma and demanded her Calculus homework…
Ok, fine, she had knee surgery and was only out of school a few days. Happy now?
I suppose you want me to tell you about how she was chosen for this honor. You nerds are so demanding…
The voting competition was a little different this year. There were two rounds: In the first, voters were asked to vote twice - once for a boy, and once for a girl. Then, in a super evil and devious fashion, I took the winner from each sex and pitted them against each other. Bwahahaha!!
Anyhoo, this girl completely blew away all her competition in the first round, thus placing her in the final round with none other than May's Nerd of the Month, Dan. The competition was fierce, but it was just no match for this gal’s Super-Ultra Nerdiness. Isn’t that cute? I made that up. I am just so friggin’ creative sometimes… But enough about me - for now. You want to know who the chosen one is for 2002.
Drumroll, please…
You can do better than that.
Good job. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 2002 Nerd of the Year, Colleen.
Hey, when you come down to the Nerd Factory to get your trophy, do you think you can get all the Get Well Soon cards outta here? They’re giving Brad a complex.
Colleen's Nerd of the Month Page
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