They say geniuses pick green... I wonder how much Maybelline it takes to keep this Nerd from looking like a piece of asparagus.
While we were playing TV Tag and asking where babies come from, she was writing algebraic expressions on her Magna Doodle. Yep, she's a smart one, to put it mildly. Actually, I think she's #7 on Mensa's speed dial. An while my dreams of valedictorian have pretty much been squashed because I can't shoot a lay-up, her dream is very much a reality. If I were her, I'd write the speech now and get it over with.
Aside from having more IQ points than the population of Toronto, (I know it's not hard to accomplish, but work with me) this Nerd is one of the funniest people I know. "Which dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary? A THESAURUS! Get it?" "Hey, you guys, it's snowing in Nowhere! Get it?" She's very big on getting us to understand her jokes, and that's why we love her. Well, it's not the only reason, but I needed a way to end that sentence.
Ah, but I digress. Ladies, gentlemen, and the other 97.3 percent of the male population, I present August's Nerd of the Month - Colleen.
