Top 11 Best Movies

• 11) Beyond the Mat - Had to start the countdown off with a wrestling movie. And believe me, this is the granddaddy of all wrestling movies. It's a documentary, actually. Ever wonder what happened to Jake the Snake? Well, trust me, you might not want to know...

• 10) Beavis and Butthead Do America - That's right, Beavis and Butthead rock. MTV, how could you stop making new episodes of the show and not even give us so much as a rerun? Well, thanks to their motion picture debut, I don't have to suffer B&B withdraws. And the part where Beavis gets sugar high on the airplane - It's just priceless.

• 9) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - K, here's the deal - The book, which came before the movie, was called 'CHARLIE and the Chocolate Factory' which totally makes more sense. BUT, the movie is called 'WILLY WONKA and the Chocolate Factory'. I just don't get it. Anyhoo, good movie, minus the Oompa Loompas. Sorry, but dancing orange midgets are just not my idea of a good time.

• 8) Ghostbusters - 'If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?' Well, please don't call me, cause I have no desire to see it. For some reason, I have the biggest crush on the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man (you know, the giant marshmallow that attacks them at the end?) I think it's the beret. Whatever the reason, Mr. Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man, I'll be your Gatekeeper anytime!

• 7) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Yeah buddy, the turtles are where it's at. Come on now, I'm not the only one who wanted Leonardo... Oh, I am? Fine then, more for me.

• 6) Pee Wee's Big Adventure - You all remember Pee Wee, right? That's right, the guy with the bowtie who just happens to enjoy the movie theater a little too much... Well, before his days of indecent exposure, Pee Wee was the man. And when his bicycle gets stolen, I tear up every time. The movie is just so emotional. I don't know how Oscar overlooked it...

• 5) Can't Hardly Wait - Seth Green and Ethan Embry together in the same movie... a stroke of genius. Holy wow. I had to watch the movie like 5 times before I actually paid attention to the words. If only Jennifer-Love Hewitt weren't there to ruin everything...

• 4) Revenge of the Nerds - Like you didn't see it coming. Now, seeing as I only have 11 movies to count down, I have to compact all 317 'Nerds' sequels into one. They're all pretty much the same - Popular guys get attention and girls. Nerds want attention and girls. Nerd posse plots revenge against popular people. Result - A nerd victory, of course. I recommend taking notes...

• 3) Dumb and Dumber - One of the funniest movies ever. Where else can you see a giant dog mobile, an aquarium full of worms, and a parakeet held together with scotch tape? Ok, besides your Uncle Lestor's house...

• 2) Ferris Bueller's Day Off - I don't recommend watching this one with me. Ever. Unless you like having movies quoted to you. It's just that Ferris is so philosophical, I can't get enough of him. "A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself." So true, Ferris, so true. Now, some may say that Ferris is a little hard to believe, with all the crazy antics going on over the course of one school day. But, you have to remember - these are the same people that think Britney Spears has real boobs... Ferris rocks.

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  And now, the #1 greatest movie of all time...

  1) The Breakfast Club - Ok, nerds. You could all learn a little something from watching this film. Our king and queen, Brian Johnson and Allison Reynolds, perhaps better known as Anthony Michael Hall and Ally Sheedy, are the supreme rulers of nerdness. I'm telling you, the first time I saw Allison make the Pixie Stick and Captain Crunch sandwich, I knew I had found my role model. I mean, I don't make snow out of dandruff or anything, but I still get a little misty eyed when I see it.

  Well, there you have it. The Top 11 Best Movies of all time. Please remember to dispose of all garbage in the trash receptacles located at the exits. Thank you for coming and have a pleasant day.

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