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Kimmy's Top 11 Annoying Things...

Alright, we all have things that bother us. I just happen to have a lot more than normal people...

11.) 'A lot' is 2 words! I'm sorry, but if you've passed 3rd grade, your only excuse is that you smoke crack... A LOT.
10.) Alright, so you're making a burrito in the microwave... Everything's all fine and dandy until you hear *Boom!* You run into the kitchen to find that your burrito has exploded out the ends. No worry, you'll eat it anyway, right? WRONG! You bite into your tasty Mexican treat to find that although there are exploded beans all over your microwave, the middle of the burrito is STILL FROZEN! How does this happen? Is there some sort of special instruction that I'm missing here? Some 'Burrito Making 101' class that I've never heard about? Whatever, I'll just stick with Taco Bell.
9.)"Ok, Janet, I have to get off the phone now." "WHY?" - Is it really any of your business why? I think not. Maybe my Great Aunt Bertha died and I'm going to her funeral. What's it to you? Is it really gonna make your day brighter if I tell you? Are you going to get off the phone and write it in your diary? You really wanna know why I'm leaving? Do ya, Janet? BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!
8.) "We're sorry, but your connection to AOL has been lost..." EXCUSE ME? I was downloading pictures of Jeff Hardy, you worthless piece of crap! Where's my shotgun?
7.) Don't tell me I'm your best friend during school and not even call me during the summer. You know, I understand that you have a boyfriend and I don't because I'm a pathetic loser, but it's not like you're gonna marry the guy. I'll still be here in a year. He won't. DEAL WITH IT.
6.) How can you stand your webpage to have that many typos? I don't mean simply misspelling a word here or there, I mean the retards who don't even try to make themselves look halfway intelligent. Ok people, you can either A)Let the entire world see what an idiot you are, B) Use the friggin' spell check button, or C) Go back to elementary school, where they teach you how to spell in the first place.
5.) If you're a boy, you probably annoy me. I'm sorry, but you guys just say some of the most stupid things I've ever heard. And for God's sake, get out of the bathroom! You only have 3 inches of hair on your head, there's not that much to be done!
4.) You stupid girls in my class who never grew up after 5th grade - Good God, I don't care if NSYNC 'rulz', ok? Quit writing in neon green pen, you moron! And for the last time, stop making hearts around your boyfriend's name, he's just gonna break up with you in a week!
3.) Chew with your mouth closed, you fat cow! I don't know what family of hogs raised you, but no one wants to hear how much you're enjoying your chicken nuggets, k?
2) Hey you stupid racist hick, you don't own this country! Did you ever pay attention to the story of the Pilgrims in history class, or did they not teach you that in Toothless Hillbilly School? Native Americans were here first, idiot! So, unless you wanna get scalped, I suggest you quit saying the n-word in front of me.
And the #1 most annoying thing...
Hey you, with the plaid pants and the 'Punk Princess' shirt... Come here so I can SMACK THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU! Blink 182 is NOT a punk band anymore, you are NOT welcome at Warped Tour, and you WILL go directly to the firey pits of HELL for watching TRL, YOU RETARDED MTV KID! Now get away from me before I bludgen you to death!