Beware of People that carry Pink Umbrellas . . .

The Icky Things that REALLY Piss Me Off

*grins* Oh won't this be interesting . . .

-Superficial freaks that worry about looking good all the time
-Wet dogs
-Cleaning a perfectly good mess
-People who dis Christ
-A soppy ending to an even soppier movie
-Racism, Sexism, and any bad ism
-Physics
-Squeaky Shoes
-Tempting things that burn
-People who don't talk to me when I havent realised what I've done (touche to those that I've done that to)
-Polluters (litter bugs! Be a tidy kiwi! (And no, a kiwi IS NOT a fruit!)
-People who say Ryan Philleppes a man (Comment not aimed specifically at Dim, and no, hes not a 'sexy baby yeah')
-Narqs
-Things that dont work on command (ie, males)
-Shopping for hours on end, speshly when you come home with nothing
-Pens that leak
-People who yell at you for being dirty or muddy
-Pens that don't work
-Typical Males
-Males that complain and sulk about only 'male things' when you have ure period
-People who play sports purely for da money
-Computers that are slow, alternitively, sites that take forever to load
-When lids don't come off, and when they do they spray you with its contents
-People who do anything purely for da money
-Government resources spying on me while I surf ('Just cause your not paraniod doesnt mean that theyre not out to get you')
-Hearing the boredline psychotic ravings of a bored, deluded teenager (besides myself)
-The person who said, "Since when do KIDS have political opinions?" - Since now idiot
-The stuff that stays sticky when you pull the label off
-People who say 'chaos' is the same as 'order without control'
-When Nola wont let me take photos (!)
-Green goo (Ugh! What Now's gunge!)
-Shortland Street (Liz, im working on a way to help ure addiction :)
-Shane Warner, Brett Lee (aka, Brittney!), basically the whole of the Austrailan cricket team, and theyre rugby team, and theyre netball team, alright, ALL of Australia's sport teams! *grins*
-Those scary bop bands/personalities that produce songs that get stuck in your head for days, weeks, months . . . (Opps, that freak did it again . . .) Props to Audrey
-When parents dont listen to you even when you are COMPLETLY innocent (Hey! just cause youve never seen me innocent . . .)
-Matches that snap, alternitively, lighters that dont light
-Gum on the bottom of brand NEW (and extremely expensive) shoes
-My sisters friends
-When people channel surf to watch only the ads
-The warnings at the beginning of rented videos
-A certain Homie Banana (Honi Bakana) with sausage fingers.  *grins evilly* sorry Liz.
-People who dont whine properly
-Stuff that smells like chocolate but isnt edible
-When people stuff up the conflict list and change the plot around!
-When something tastes so good and you cant member the recipe
-When people wont reveil the certain secret which you presumably already know
-Males that purposly set out to play with poor 'defensless' chics.
-Guys that give false numbers (sorry to the guys that I've done that too)
-False hope.
-People ganging up on you.
-Being in situations where sheilds are put up.
-Not understanding the twists and turns of useless physics.
-Parents
-Not understanding.
-Having a concept that produces questions your not able to answer.
-Pop up Ads.
-People who bitch about you, and can still smile sugary like and pretend that theyre ure bestest friend in the world.
-Males that just dont get it.
-Males that have motives that I'm not too clear on.
-Males that assume because I talk about sex I want them baaad.
-When people tell me off for just for being how I am.
-People that are overly homophobic but refusing to admit why.
-Guys that KNOW theyre gay, but pretend to be homophobic, and then get ME into trouble!
-People that assume I'm avoiding them because I havent talked to them for two days.
-Cold feet.
-Being Sick.
-When stupid things dont stupid work.
-When people make me feel like an idiot.
-When I know what I want to say but can't say it.
-Feeling guilty over things I shouldn't feel guilty for
-PMS-ing













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