Here is a list of some of the questions that I know some people ask themselves when coming here:
How Do I Get A Link To My Site Here?
That is easy, unless your site really really really sucks, then you will get on to the links page with no problem. If you just email me and say that you want a link, I will probably do it with no problem. As long as you link back, I don't have a problem.
How Do I Get A Link On The Left Of All Pages?
Well, if you have that good of a site, and link back to me, I think something can be arranged. I would not really recommend that you drop me a line saying that you want a link on all of my pages. I will not think it is cool. If you ask me to link to you on the links page, and I do, and I see that you link to me you may just get what you want.
What Do You Use To Make This Page?
I actually do all of this by hand. Thanks to SSI my hands do not hurt quite as much. Still, it is a hard job to do with nothing else to really help you out, but I find myself getting really fast at typing and able to annoy people who annoy me on AIM a lot faster than they can read. So I think it is good that I use M$ Notepad for everything.
What About You? Are You A Nerd Or Something?
No. I am actually quite average. I don't look like a nerd, and doesn't act like one. And I am not going to say much more since believe it or not, there are really some pervs out there, and I don't want people coming on to me. (Paranoid? Perhaps, but better to be safe than sorry)
What Do You Do For A Living?
Again, I just said that I am not going to tell you anymore about myself since there are some weird people out there.
Do You Have AIM Or Something?
No, it broke a while ago. If anyone knows how to fix it, email me.
How Many Websites Have You Made?
I have actually made quite a lot of pages for different people. I have had about 5 of my own, all different designs, and then another 4 for other people who wanted site(s). And no, I did not charge them since I knew them all and they were friends. And they still are friends.
How Much Traffice Does This Place Generate?
Too much.
So, You Like The Internet?
No, I am a web master and I hate the internet. I waste my time writting PHP codes for stuff that I hate.
How Do I hack Hotmail? Ask these guys, they'll tell you.
So, Do You Have A Life?
A what?
How Many Of The Above Questions Did You Lie On?
You should use your own good judgment on that one my friends, if something seems a little let's say... "odd" or "out of whack" if just maybe. Or it may not be, and this is my disclaimer.
