First of all let me start by saying I worte this article not to bash anyone,
but simply
imform people of information they probably know, but would just love to
hear again. this article was writen
to describe the social statuses of
people in High School, starting from lowest up to highest.
LOWEST
Name: Extreme Nerd
Classification: Very computer literate, overweight, glasses, shy, nice,
fairly friendless.
Likes: Computers, friends, online games, making web pages.
Dislikes: Jocks, Bullies, Bitches, or anyone else who will give him / her trouble.
Common Phrase: (None / Silence)
Comment: Extreme Nerds are the people with the hardest high school life.
They are picked on, abused,
and are lucky to be not killing themselves. They deserve respect.
Name: Nerd
Classification: Pretty computer aware, has own web page, talks about hacking,
probably overweight. Perhaps Shy.
Likes: Computers, Forums, chatrooms, or anything with electricity in it.
Dislikes: Jocks, Bullies, and especially anti-compers.
Common Phrase: "So I'll see you on B.net at 7, right?"
Comment: I don't know why people don't like nerds. When did it become "uncool"
to be intelligent? Thats just
a bunch of pure BS.
Name: Faggot (Note: I am writing these titles thinking of what OTHER PEOPLE
are thinking!!)
Classification: Very nice, friendly people. They are just too understanding,
so no one likes who they are
as people. It's a damn shame.
Likes: Girls, Nice people, respect, general peace.
Dislikes: Anyone who is mistreating anyone.
Common Phrase: "What's the matter?"
Comment: These are nice people too. I am pissed that everyone is calling
these people "fags" and think they
are gay. I think it's a damn good trait
if you have more understanding and repect for others.
Name: Disable /
Mental Retard
Classification: Usually nice people. Somewhat gullable, though not of there
own fault.
Likes: ????
Dislikes: Anyone who bitches about there health condition.
Common Phrase:
(None / Silence)
Comment: I really think it's cruel when the jocks screw with these guys. It makes especially no sence.
Name: Reject
Classification: Also, usually nice hearty people who have a sence of humor. Usually smart.
Likes: Mostly what is against the conformer's wishes.
Dislikes: People who bitch about what they enjoy, as usual.
Common Phrase: "Aw man, that was some funny stuff!"
Comment: Why is it that the good people are always the ones who are abused?
These people have no reason
to get any BS. They are funny, and good people.
Summary: As you can see, people of lower social status are mostly nice,
warm people, but people can't
deal with there diffrences, so they just fuck with them, and that is pure
bullshit. These "Lower-Classmen" are
the people who really add spice to the school, with their intelligence,
and stamina.
MIDDLE
Name: Extra
Classification: People who never are really noticed, at all. they have there
small group, but nothing more.
They have no real enemies.
Likes: Anything, really.
Dislikes: Could be anything!
Common Phrase: Hey, whats up.
Comment: Not bad people. They talk, and there here. Thanks for stopping
by...
Name: Silent
Classification: Silent people who never talk, essentially. They are a lot
like Extras. They have thier group,
and have no real enemies.
Likes: Could be anything!
Dislikes: Could be anything!
Common Phrase: ( NOTHING! )
Comment: It's a good thing these people didn't talk. If they did they'd
probably be damn conformists.
Summary: Middle-Classmen are just here. There is really not much more than
that.
POPULAR
Name: Conformer (Fake)
Classification: They basically listen to, do, and act like other people
to be popular. They do it so much,
it blinds them and they don't even really what a drone they have become.
Likes: Anything a majority of everyone else likes.
Dislikes: Anything some people don't like.
Common Phrase: Did you get that new [Nickelback / Linkin Park / N*Sync /
Jay Z] CD?
Comment: I really, really hate these people. They are denying themselves
the damn freedom of expression,
and one day, when they realize they haven't got an really uniquness, they'll
crack, as they will deserve to.
Name: Punkies
Classification: They love punk and or play it.
Likes: PUNK!!!
Dislikes: Rap, heavy music.
Common Phrase: I'm never gonna waste my time, become another casualty of...(sings)
Comment: Not bad. Even though the music isn't exactly thrilling, their generally
nice, happy people.
Name: Tagons
Classification: They use the popularity of others to their advantage.
Likes: Anything thier popular friend likes.
Dislikes: Anything which their friend doesn't like.
Common Phrase: ????
Comment: Sometimes it's really friendship, sometimes it's only arrogancy.
Name: Rappers
Classification: They like rap. They sing it in school.
Likes: RAP.
Dislikes: Anything other than rap.
Common Phrase: Yo what up my dawg.
Comment: Ugh, thats really shitty to be a rapper.
Name: Bitches
Classification: Complain about...EVERYTHING. Even if they don't care much!
Talk about overacting.
Likes: Nail Polish, Makeup, complaining about things that most people can
accept.
Dislikes: People which are lower on the ladder of social status than them.
Common Phrase: Oh my god, thats so gay.
Comment: I will barf in my mouth and die happily than put up with bitches.
They are annoying, dumb,
and have no real reasons for bitching. Screw them, I really hate them. They
have no empathy.
Name: Jocks / Bullies
Classification: Assholes who pick on others and abuse
them, all the time. Even for the littlest things.
Likes: The suffering of others. These people are the worst of everyone.
Dislikes: Disagreements, computer nerds, or whatever.
Common Phrase: Hey loser! Get your ass over here.
Comment: Wow, if your this guy then FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. These people have
bad morals and they don't even care.
I'm not saying all jocks are bad -- there are a lot of really nice caring
jocks, but some are just
horrible.
Name: Nice People!!!
Classification: The REAL PEOPLE.
Likes: Everything good. Sports, probably.
Abnd they respecvt everyone, accept jocks (sometimes)
Dislikes: Sometimes Jocks. Violence, bad language, snobyness.
Common Phrase: Hey man, how are you doing?
Comment: Good damn people. They have the right idea and are using it. They
are mature, civilized teens.
They also like to help others. For example, if you were playing volleyball
they'd give you tips on how
to do better. Not in an asshole way, like "Come the on hit the damn
ball". Like in the way
"Hey man, I think you should move over a bit, that way we'd have the best
chance of winning."
Nice people, kind people, incabaple of hating or being hated.
Summary:
Wow, I love it when a foreign kid who used to be popular in his homeland
is bashed
in America. I'm afraid to say it, but popular people are really assholes.
Most of them, that is.
There are a lot of nice people, but still, the jackass community outranks
the good community by at least
2 to 1,
I hope you've listened to what I have wrote and not just blown it off. If
you have blown it off, then
it's pretty obvious that your just fooling yourself. Really. I mean it.
Think about what I've said. Are
YOU a jock? Are YOU a bully, a conformist, or a bitch? If you are, I bet
your sitting there, laughing at this
article, thinking, "What a Faget."
Congradulations, you are, for the most part, a bad person.
On the other hand if you agree with this article, then THANK YOU, you are
one of the people who we all
should respect a damn lot.
-Keith P.
Social Status --- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. -- 
