I had a semi-hard time with that. You have to really think while doing that. I got some other things that fool the mind, but I did not want to upload them all right now, maybe some other time. I don't want to kill all of the fun at one time.
Stoopid:Sequel to "the binch" -- Chris @ 3:32pm || Post in the forum
I don't know what the heck is going on, but hits around here have started to pick up a lot. Which is um... a good thing.
Here is something that a reader sent in reguarding the first "Binch" story that was posted a few days ago, here it is:
When the Us and the Ss had their fill of the tune, They looked to the East, and on top of a dune They all saw the Binch disappear in his hole. . . And they gathered the Binch-seeking ass-ripping pole And the flesh-melting popper, and detesticatoon, And the super turban-piercing Binch-slap harpoon And they marched to the east to the Binch's dark
home And they filled in the hole with Binch-flushing foam. But the Binch was well guarded -- the Crags and the Loons Took the poles for the Binch and fell on the harpoons. And the Binch was a coward; while all his friends died He hid in his hole, and he cried, and he lied:
"You've got the wrong Binch! Please, let me explain! I did not ever touch the U air-o-planes! I did not steal them in the U morning hours!
I did not aim them at the Uville Twin Towers!" But the Crags, who never agreed with the Loons Said, "I saw him break Towers. Stop throwing harpoons!" And the Head U of Uville reached into the hole With the super-long Binch-seeking ass-ripping pole And he rooted around the Binch's dark nest And he captured the Binch, and he opened his chest,
And he found that the Binch's heart wasn't just small. The Binch, he found, did not have a heart at all. And they chopped of his head, and they chopped off his feet And they used what was left for Crag-feeding meat. And the Us all went back home and rebuilt their town. It takes more than Binches to bring Uville down.
Haha, that is a great one if you ask me. It's true too, "coward" is a great word. As soon as they started too look at "O" he said that is was not him, and ran into hiding in some mountain that only god knows where.
Another poit that has arrisen is that what do you blow up there with one million dollar missiles? Some of the stuff I have heard and seen from the news is they have nothing over three stories there.
