Stoopid:Dont Go Jogging When You Hear Thunder -- Jon @ 11:00pm
During a routine training at Somerset County Police Academy ended in tragedy when two recruits and one instructor were struck down by lightning which hit the badges on their hats conducting the electricity to their brains. The instructor remains in stable condition while the two recruits were sent to the hospital and released after being treated for burns.
Misc:Advice From The Spam Man -- Chris @ 6:37pm
Ever go nuts from the amount of SPAM that you get from people that you don't know? Like sometimes from someone named "THIS"? Well, I know I get emails from someone named "THIS" and I really want to email them back with "THAT" as my name. But no, the more that you reply, the more crap they send you. So how does one really stop the crap from coming in?
1. Take time to read all of that fine print that you see that is really small.
2. Uncheck the check boxes, most of the time they have them already checked, and if you don't see it, too late. Most of the time they will say, "Click here to receive our weekly email" then you will start getting that "weekly email" once everyday.
3. Have a different email account that you use just for the internet. When ever you sign up for something, use that email.
4. Don't reply to SPAM and say "I don't want you stupid s*it, leave me alone" that will only provke them more. Instead, sign them up for as many hard core teen midget porn sites as you can find (admin@thatsite.com) and so on.
5. Unsubscribe from the as soon as you get them. Don't read the crap, just go right to the bottom and read how to get yourself off of the list. It will take them about 20 requests to realize that you really want out, so keep them going...
6. Don't put your email address all over the place. Spammers go around looking for email address to get, so don't go to a form and plaster it all over, like make it your sig or something, that is a no no.
Now, I hope some of that gave you a little help, I mean it's not like anyone reads this. All of the people go to the MP3 page and see what they don't have and I do. One, get a real modem. Two, get a real hard drive. Three, don't use Napster.
Stoopid:Toyota or Toy Yoda? -- Chris @ 1:32pm
This here has got to be one of the most ammusing stories that I have seen in a while, just read this, it is brilliant on the manager's part
The owner of the local Hooters restaurants says that he will fight a lawsuit brought by a former waitress who alleges that she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest but only received a toy Yoda.
Toyota VS. Toy-Yoda... they sound the same if you ask me. She won a beer selling contest. They put her name into a drawing, they chose Jodee Berry's name. She was all excited and whatnot, she was blindfolded, and they took her to a parking lot. When they removed the blindfold, she saw a "Toy Yoda" in a parking space.
That's slick if you ask me. And she is mad at that? Oh well, this is kinda like "If you win, you will get a red toy yoda in your favorite color"
