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The Super Day After the Stupid Day -- Chris || Post in the forum

Super Sunday, the day the Super Bowl is played on, which is also the day after the dumbest day of the year - Groundhog's Day.

Groundhog's Day is bad, you see this 30 pound Groundhog come out of this tree trunk that is fake, and the guy that holds him, who looks to be about 300 pounds himself. I wonder what people from outside of the United States must think of Punxsutawney Phil, being that it's a groundhog, and some people actually think of Groundhog's Day a national holiday - yes, they must think, "Those stupid Americans". On the other hand, you have Super Bowl Sunday (AKA: Today), where you can watch insanely over-paid 300 pound linemen smash into other insanely over-paid 300 pound linemen running after a pig skin ball.

You can go to the official Super Bowl web site by logging on at www.superbowl.com, or AOL Keyword, superbowl.com. Before I go on, why would you want to type in the AOL keyword, search through the results to find the right site, when you can just type in the URL in the address box? I'll let you think about that for a while, I don't quite understand it myself either.

This year we have the St. Louis Rams, and the New England Patriots going to the big game. Obviously one team will win. But the question that costs most people a lot of money when they bet this week's pay check is "Who will win the Super Bowl?" or "Which pimp will walk off as the MVP and spend his extra money on the new bling bling that he wants to represent?"

My Predication:
St. Louis: 27
Patriots: 24.5

Don't ask how that decimal got there, I don't know either.

Security at this year's game is tight, as well as yesterday when the world's most powerful groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, showed his fat face to the rest of the world when he came out of his hole. The last thing that this nation needs is being short of the world's most powerful groundhog. Security was in place incase of any kind of terrorist assassination attempts we made on Phil. Secret Service agents would have to be willing to die for the rat if needed. Truly not a job for the faint hearted.

Compete this year at the Super Bowl are full body checks for explosives, guns, knives, road flares, and anything else that can be used as a weapon - Which, in essence, is anything. So if your going to the Super Bowl, it's better just to go there with little or no clothing, that way you can go on the express line, and walk right in with no problems what-so-ever.

Chain Letter Fun!

Chain letters are so fun to receive, yet so hard to send out to people, simply because I don't have many email address to send them to, only people that I can send them to are spammers. Poor me. Obviously, there's a few days left till Valentine's Day, and someone sent me this chain letter regarding something about love. Here's a segment of it that I do not understand, see if you catch it

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!

In 1887 the Internet did not exist, the telephone was just starting to be thought of at that time in history. Why would anyone want to send it to someone, and then they make 25 copies of it, by hand and send it out to more people? People are quite gullible these days, and making terroristic threats, such as in this chain letter, do not go well in my books

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING*

IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

How do they, the person who started it, know where I live? How do they know who I am? Parents, please make sure that you know what your child is sending via email to prevent stuff like this from happening.