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Hi, for what reason you are even looking at this page I have no idea, the reason it was made, simple, I work nights and get very VERY bored. I've been making buttons ever since my unbelievably fantastic special lady friend got me my button maker. I play the drums and am curently in a band called New Useless whom I think rock. I'm vegan and big into animal rights, and I'm begining to bore myself so....that's it.