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Legend of Zelda: Kids with Small Dicks To be honest... I love The Legend of Zelda games, but seriously what is NINTENDO DOING! Back in november I saw the "New Look" for zelda, I was like, WHAT THE FUCK?! I was a confused person at the time, with retarded issues, but the fact that link(thwe main character) was a little queer, WITH OBVIOUSLY A SMALL LITTLE "skinny" DICK and it's not FUCKING circumsized! I can imagine it now... Ninetndo's main president, Shiguru Myamoto, sitting down with nude jap kids (with non-circumsized dicks) and he's JACKING OFF TO THEM, he's thinking, "hey, these kids are HOT! MAYBE LINK CAN BE THIS SEXY!" All these nintendo engineers people working for this sicko ARE FUCKING LAYING ON THERE BEDS HAVING A BAIT SESH TO THERE POSTERS OF LINK, WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO GAMING INDUSTRY?! sO ALL OF YOU sitting at home looking at your links, CAN HAVE FUN HUMPING YOUR BED AND FUCKING YOUR DIRTY LITTLE BROTHERS! wHILE PLAYING ZELDA WITH YOUR DICK HANGING OUT OF YOUR BOXERS! fuck... holy shit, im tired, i just blew a load to britney, IT WAS GOOD, TRUST ME. Well who evers listening, fuck you. Go suck your dads dick, eat your sis's puss...and remember dont forget to HUMP YOUR ZELDA COVERS! im out. Thanx for Listening. |