Random Acts of Espionage
Mood:  quizzical
Now Playing: Puddle of Mudd - Away From Me
The above icon represents not my mood, but the fact that quizzical is a great word.

Anyway, before the rant, I'll tell you why yesterday was awesome. It won't take long. I swear.

Yesterday, I went to a concert at the fair (the only real reason ever to go to the fair). It featured Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, and a band I had never heard of called Finger 11. What was best, was our seats. Fourth row, center.

See, that wasn't even a waste of your time. Oh wait...wasn't that just me somewhat bragging? Nah...couldn't be.

Well, on to the rant which somewhat pertains to the title of this entry. What this country needs is a slow but sure progression into massive amounts of random espionage. what I mean by this is that the U.S. should send people to spy on randomly chosen places using what I'd like to call (if I ever invent it) the "random places to be espionage...d.. generator". This program/gigantically awesome machine (yet to be decided) would pick a random country other than the U.S. and print out a paper telling who and what the espionage would be.

Example:

Random Places to be Espionage...d.. v.3.4

Where: Uruguay
What: Espionage (the informative kind)
Who: Guy at the concert last night who could have made me laugh for about an hour if he would have passed out from screaming so much (hereafter known as Screamin Jeff the Spectacular Stunt Diving Salesman.
When: Once Screamin Jeff stops screaming enough to tell him about it.

Yep, it would be the greatest. Slowly go from once every month to once or twice a day. The other countries would just get used to it.

That's my idea people, get used to it.