Eeek eek kee. (Hi, I run the library now.)

I'd like to checkout a fanfic please!

Kee kee eek eek! (We only have one right now!)

Only one?!

And its made by the webmaster for cryin out loud.

Everyone, send Stkboy87 all you Earthbound fanfics!

Or he'll shoot you with his blueberry muffin pistol! Whatever that is.

I wik freezie pops.

Ok.

Check out the one fanfic below!