Don Wu (By: Me)

Don Wu is supposedly to be gayer than Lei, but to me that's impossible. Wait, he is. (that is in stupidity, not the liking men way.) He loves to get profanity attacks and do the "Suck It! Gesture." I know him as a friend and at MTG tourny's, he gets disqualified many times. And the gang loves to say, "Take Two Don Wu."