Day One Hundred Fifty: Aquatic Origins Day
"Reconnect with your aquatic origins by spending all of today underwater."

I can't swim. Therefore... NO.

Next up, it's Day One Hundred Fifty One... Favorite Dinosaur Day!

Day One Hundred Forty Nine: Intractable Global Geopolitical Crisis Day
Now Playing: Operaman
"Some bright spark out there must be able to come up with an answer to the world's various problems. Could it be you? Put your mind to it for a couple of minutes. Redraw maps using colored crayons and explain your plan in no more than 80 words. Send to: Secretary-General, UNITED NATIONS, S-378, New York, NY 10017, USA."

Simple. Build a bubble around the U.S. and Canada. Nothing can break it. We don't worry about terrorists. They don't worry about us. Shots at leaving the country before the bubble is sealed are given, leaving me a shot at France. I present this diagram.

Next up, Day One Hundred Fifty... Aquatic Origins Day!

Day One Hundred Forty Eight: Windshield Day
Now Playing: The Adam Sandler rendition of 'Dancing in the Dark'
"Leave a note on somebody's windshield."

I would do this, but I'd probably get arrested in current Brunswick times with the G8 and such. I so should leave "I've left someone in your trunk. I'll pick him up next week if that's okay" on a coworker's windshield. After all, one of my coworkers drives my dad's old car... that'd be somewhat believable, except for the leaving somebody part.

Tomorrow, Day One Hundred Forty Nine... Intractable Global Geopolitical Crisis Day!

Day One Hundred Forty Seven: Mindchanging Day
Now Playing: 'Fred's Slacks'
"Only fools never change their mind. Help save someone from such folly by arguing them nout of their deeply held views on a controversial subject, like cannibalism."

I convinced Mara to not sell her soul to the devil in exchange for the perfect song.

Up next, Day One Hundred Forty Eight... Windshield Day!

Scrumtrulecent Day One Hundred Forty Six: Last Words Day
Now Playing: 'Inside The Actor's Studio'
"Famous last words: prepare your last words ahead of time."

I'm just going to kinda quote James Lipton. "There is no word to describe your support, so I'm forced to make one up, and I'm going to do so right now... scrumtrulecent."

Tomorrow, Day One Hundred Forty Seven... Mindchanging Day!

Day One Hundred Forty Five: Urban Myth Day
Now Playing: The Coconut Bangers Ball: It's A Rap!
"See how fast a rumor can spread. To be successful, an urban myth must include two or more of the following elements: Imaginative revenge by jilted lover / Pet's life ending in gruesome circumstances (preferably sexual) / Hidden deadly flaw in consumer product."

This is a story I've never told before. I once had a cat. I named him Sean Connery, because he had long, shaggy gray hair. Anyway, Sean Connery unfortunately had an unfortunate death. A giant yellow cowboy hat, normally a regular household item, fell on top of him. Sean Connery couldn't get it. His dying words, translated from a meow, were "Suck it Trebek."

Scrumtrulecent.

Next, Day One Hundred Forty Six... Last Words Day!

Day One Hundred Forty Four: Men Only Day
Now Playing: Nature Goulet!
"Men: Today celebrate your manhood by doing that which only you can do."

Celebrate my manhood, eh?

I celebrated by not worrying about shaving. Yay!

Tomorrow, Day One Hundred Forty Five... Urban Myth Day!

Day One Hundred Forty Three: Friendship Day
"Distribute these friendship coupons."

I won't cut 'em out, but I'll assign 'em to friends.

One Hug - Shawna. She's always deserving.

One Piece of Honest Advice - The whole lot of ya! I'm good with that.

One Drunken Binge - Anna. She's due. Granted, I'm overdue.

One Round of Drinks - Mara. She'd be fun to do that with.

One Embarrassing Secret - Is this getting one or sharing one?

One Bitching Session - Again, the whole lot of ya.

Tomorrow, Day One Hundred Forty Four... a manly day! Men Only Day!

Day One Hundred Forty-Two: Sense-less Day #3
"Go through today without using your sense of taste."

Yeah. RIGHT. You do realize how much of an eater I am, right?

Next, Day One Hundred Forty Three... Friendship Day!

Day One Hundred Forty One: Bird Nest Day
"Today build a nest and see if a bird comes..."

I've become a fairly decent builder (or at least user of nails and a hammer) thanks to work. Building a bird nest, however... not so much. So I used Paint and drew a really bad one. Here. Old school memories!

Up next, in honor of Day One Hundred Forty Two, it's Sense-less Day #3!