Nauru!
Mood:  hungry


The This Book Will Change Andy's Life blog has been updated with Day Thirty (Ignore Today Day) and Day Thirty-One (Nauru Appreciation Day). I've got more facts on Nauru, pictured to the right, than you can shake a stick at! I also make fun of Brunswick, which is worth the price of admission alone.

You know what's big nowadays? Fish piercing. You know, I would think that'd be pretty tramatic for fish with the whole fear of hooks thing and all, but that fish sure does have a pierced lip. You know, people seriously have waaaay too much time on their hands.

Augusta has postponed its James Brown festival and statue unveiling, which is a shame. You know if they ever go through with it, I'm getting a picture with the Godfather of Soul statue.

Noooo, NOT BARRY MANILOW! (In all seriousness, I hope the guy gets feeling better.)

You know, I was just annoyed by the Left Behind books. Now, after reading the article on author Tim LaHaye in the current Rolling Stone, I am majorly scared by both a large amount of our bookstore shoppers and - surprise! - the people running the country.

Due to my lack of cable, I never get to see the great Daily Show with Jon Stewart anymore, which is a better source of news than most news broadcasts. I do watch everything posted on a daily basis on the website, though. I see so much of my sense of humor in the DS that it scares me (I'm apparently easily scared today). I would link you to certain ones, but they're literally all hilarious. Check the link above for the best thing going today.

I like Alex Trebek. I really do. But with all the ruckus from his recent wreck, all I hear in my head is the voice of Sean Connery talking about his mother. "Suck on it Trebek!" "Well that's the sound your mother made last night!"

No, it's The Pen is Mightier! Ah, good times.

I'll be back hopefully tomorrow with an update on "Control Your Dreams Day," and see if my dreams really can involve a hedgehog, a midget, and a plane. Yeah, now you're intrigued. And I need to get back on the crap thing, too.

And it was called yellow
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: No, not Tom Jones... not at all...
Edit: I lied. Here's the This Book Will Change Andy's Life entries for yesterday and today.

Alright! News and stuff!

No new "Book" or "Crap" entries yet. Maybe tonight, since I don't have to wake up before 8 a.m. for the first time in over a week tomorrow. But I have linkage!

The inventor of Ctrl+Alt+Del, one of my favorite combos, is retiring. I have most recently used said combo to throw the bookstore's entire line of registers offline.

Breakdancin' for the Pope... I've seen it all.

Why, James, why? At least it's not as bad as Nick Nolte's mugshot...

Today's George is smart comment: "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." Thank you, President.

The Beatles are on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. Yay Beatles! I kinda miss the Howard Dean cover though, because the Beatles just don't get that speech of his in my head like he did (yeeaaaaah!).

There better not be anybody trying to enjoy themself at the Puddle o' Mudd concert Tuesday night!

Anthony, Emma, and Ryan have a blog site called This Blog Will Change Your Life. It's a phenomenon!

For those of you who care at all about the DMB news update, DMB is up for a Jammy, Boyd Tinsley endorses and will be performing (with Hootie & the Blowfish???) for John Edwards, and DMB will be receiving the NAACP distinguished Chairman's award. Yay!

That is all, I think. Back tonight with either more crap or more Book entries.

Days 20 to 27 of This Book Will Change Andy's Life are up! Yay me!

New crap... not so up. And won't be until at least Thursday night, at the earliest. So sue me. Wait, don't.

I noticed today, while watching the DXC video for "Goodbye Earl," that there is a very large amount of cowbell in that song. It could always use more, though.

If you start me up, I'll never stop
Mood:  special
My adventures with Eight Bucks Worth of Crap! have been updated with five new craptastic items from the bags! For those of you who have been reading already, the new starts here.

I owe you a LOT of This Book Will Change Andy's Life entries. Coming soon:
Day Twenty: Poetry Day!
Day Twenty-One: Patriotism Day!
Day Twenty-Two: 10 Years Day!
Day Twenty-Three: Plastic Fantastic Day!
Day Twenty-Four: Barter Day
Day Twenty-Five: Things You Will Never Do Before You Die Day

And in the week ahead...
Day Twenty-Six: Reincarnation Day!
Day Twenty-Seven: Yes/No Day!
Day Twenty-Eight: Final Meal Day!
Day Twenty-Nine: Deep South Day!
Day Thirty: Ignore This Day!
Day Thirty-One: Nauru Awareness Day!
Day Thirty-Two: Control Your Dreams Day!

For those of you with access to the special sneak preview (all four of you), here is your way into the bags o' crap! If a "next" link doesn't work yet, it's because I haven't made that page yet. It takes about two minutes per item.

Just noticed. Please ignore the cat that so rudely walked into that one picture. Geez!

So there I was, just a-walkin' down the street. I decided to make a trip to the nearby Goodwill on a hunt for new clothes. Did I find new clothes? No. But oh, did I find.

MOOOOOOOOOOSE!

And then, these!

That's right! Plastic bags of random toys! These aren't all cheapo Happy Meal toys either... you should see some of the stuff! I bought three of 'em for a total of eight bucks. Yeah, why eat, right? The reason? A special feature for this site! I'm going to call it "Eight Bucks Worth of Crap," and it'll be up this weekend. You'll get a picture of each and every piece of crap I bought - and hey, I pop up in a picture or two - and I'll tell you all about 'em. Hilarity shall ensue Saturday or Sunday night.

"The Book" entries may or may not ensue tonight. If not tonight, they'll be up Saturday night, too.

That's right! Plastic bags of random toys! These aren't all cheapo Happy Meal toys either... you should see some of the stuff! I bought three of 'em for a total of eight bucks. Yeah, why eat, right? The reason? A special feature for this site! I'm going to call it "Eight Bucks Worth of Crap," and it'll be up this weekend. You'll get a picture of each and every piece of crap I bought - and hey, I pop up in a picture or two - and I'll tell you all about 'em. Hilarity shall ensue Saturday or Sunday night.

"The Book" entries may or may not ensue tonight. If not tonight, they'll be up Saturday night, too.

More Songs I Recommend


Here's another round of songs I highly recommend you get your hands on (in a totally legal way, of course). Probably back tonight with "The Book" blog entries and some cool linkage I've discovered.

"---- You" by Ani DiFranco
Yeah, I figured I should probably censor that on the main page here. This was put on a CD for me long ago, and every now and then I'm reminded of it. Usually when someone at work tells someone else "---- you." Last night I was reminded in a totally different way... searching for a totally different song by a totally different artist, and this popped up.

"Hey Bulldog" by The Beatles
Wonderful Beatles song (is there any other kind?). Dave & Friends played this at every concert stop.

"Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
Yes, the whole cowbell thing made me like this song. I was surprised when I got the original and it was lacking cowbell.

"Wild World" by Cat Stevens Oh, baby baby it's a wild world. I even liked the Mr. Big version. The Me First and the Gimme Gimmes version brought this one back into my spotlight.

"The One Who Knows," "Whispering Pines," "Farewell To The Old Me," "As Cool as I Am" all by Dar Williams
Dar is a great musician. I ran into a major Dar-needing moment last night. There she was, writing songs about me, apartment complexes, me, and me, in order by song.

"I Only Have Eyes For You" by The Flamingos
No, I *don't* know what brought this on. THE FLAMINGOS.

"I Don't Suck" by Kurt Angle
Hilarity. So purposely bad it's good. Gotta love breaking it down into an Olympic rap.

"Passionate Kisses" by Lucinda Williams
Much better than the Trisha Yearwood and Mary Chapin Carpenter remakes. Lucinda is more or less a goddess, I think. Also recommended: "Ramblin' on My Mind."

"Laid" by Matt Nathanson
Ignore the fact that he's the guy behind "Fall To Pieces" for a minute. It's a remake of the James song "Laid," which was the big song of that first relationship. Lines in it that just fit at the time. Both versions hold up about the same, really.

"Dancing in the Dark" by Pete Yorn
A Springsteen cover! By Pete Yorn! Score!

"Janine" by Soul Coughing
Another great song that DMB covers on very rare occasions at their concerts. They also do Soul Coughing's "Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago," which I have but haven't listened to yet, therefore cannot recommend.

"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" by Squeeze
Yeah, I needed another really catchy song to like. Thanks a lot. :)

"Virginia, No One Can Warn You" by Tift Merritt
I highly recommend Tift if you're into that kind of thing.

"Fishing" by Widespread Panic
WP's another of those bands people either like or hate because of their following (DMB has the same problem... a lot of jerkass fratboys and stoners, in addition to those of us who think the music rocks without the trippy stuff and preppy clothes). This song... good. WP... good.

Jokes on me, it's gonna be okay...
Mood:  spacey
The This Book Will Change Andy's Life blog with admittedly unspectacular results. Up are Finger Day, Asparagus Day, Kill Something Day, and Secret Agent Day. Upcoming in the next few days: Day Twenty (Poetry Day), Twenty-One (Patriotism Day), and Twenty-Two (Ten Years' Time Day).

Better, more motivated update soon!

Li li li li li li (it's a song chorus)
Mood:  incredulous
Days Thirteen (Send a Letter To A Mass Murderer Day), Fourteen (A Day of Compliments), and Fifteen (Gay For A Day) have been updated in the This Book Will Change Andy's Life blog. Nothing can beat tomorrow though! I am so ready!

Alright, you people are *so* much help, recommending random numbers and all. And by that, I mean NOBODY did. Thanks! :) The first CD review will be Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. From there, it's picks by YOU! You know, if somebody will request something. Interaction, people!

Anytime Willie's Wee-Nee Wagon makes the press, I must pass it on.

Al Franken is going to host a radio show. This is a good thing. We need somebody to combat the O'Reilly and Limbaughs of the world.

Let's see... Bush wants to spend $12 billion to go to the moon, and $1.5 billion for "healthy marriages." Sigh.

Chinese girls put monkeys on their butts to celebrate the New Year. No, really.

Jon Stewart is the Walter Cronkite of my generation.

Be back tomorrow (or so), flyin' the finger!