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I have the most ignored guestbook in the world. I'm just saying, that's all... :)

I'm on the ball with this updating thing! Today's entry in This Book Will Change Andy's Life is up! Today would be Day 125... Parrot Day!

Also up, your daily dose of Photos Not Deemed Worthy Enough To Make The Cut. Five of 'em. One has me in it.

Great clip from the Daily Show today on the website. The war has been over for a year now! Mission accomplished!

The chief of the Secret Service is eyeballing a proposal to include women in possible future drafts. Oh, and to extend the top age from 25 to 34.

The new MOJO magazine features the top 100 protest songs of all time. Can't find it online yet, but pick up a copy (Lennon on the cover... I'll have one I can give away in a few days).

Disney is forbidding distribution of Michael Moore's upcoming new film.

I can't wait for Thursday so the last "Friends" will air so people will shut up about it already. Magazines have been promoting this thing for two months now. It's like "Sex & The City" trauma all over again. (Nothing against S&TC... it was a fun show, at least the first season. I haven't seen anything past that. But really, you try working at a bookstore and having their faces on six different weekly magazines for about eight weeks straight... it'll drive you nuts.)

Homeless gnomes are gathering dust in France. I think my new goal is to find a gnome link for every update.

Dixie Chick Martie Maguire (the one with the fiddle) had twins with her teacher husband.