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Don't tick me off today because I can't find many more places to hide bodies!
George W. Bush is meeting and greeting residents at the Sunny Acres Retirement Home. The president begins the tour by walking down a main hallway. He passes a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks him "Do you know who I am?" The old man looks up and says, "No, but if you go the front desk, they'll tell you your name!"
Officer, i swear to drunk im not god
one day a lil cute boy asks his dad of god was a boy or a gurl. hes says both! then he asks if gods black or white. he says both then he asks is god michael jackson!!!!
I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n to get offline.
I swear occifer there is no blood in my alcohol system, go head check this, theres nothin in here,the only thing that in me is the car and shes driving me home yesterday, so do u wanna driver check my license or nothing? ok thought so i, hello ill see ya last nite!
there are three kinds of people in the world people who can count and people who cant count which one are you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schitzophrenic, and so am I!
~~*Gurlz r like phones...we like when u talk to us......nd hold us....but if u press the wrg button....U WILL BE DISCONNECTED!!!*~~
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2". -If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5". -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer
Justin Timberlake is rocking my body......i'll brb !!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, the Pope has one - but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time "I swear he doesnt look like me!" says Clinton! wat is it? . . . . . . It is a last name, were u thinkin of somethin else
Some day your prince will come. Mine got lost. took a wrong turn, and was too subborn to ask for directions. What a jackass!
If I were here, this message wouldn't be.
When a cow moos, is it really a cow mooing or rather yo MAMA calling fo yo DADDY!?!?!?
mirrors dont talk but lucky for you they dont laugh
If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!
Oh that's funny, I just got off the phone with this loser who said they had the same screen name as you.
god made oceans, god made lakes,god made the backstreet boys.........hey everyone makes mistakes!!!!
Write me six sentences saying why i am a nice person...if you don't i mean it's ok..i'll just not talk to your dumba$$ no more.
Lets discuss left and right, your right, i left!
boys r like dipers always on ur ass and full of shit !How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
10.20.03
well i think having friends is great..but having best friends is overrated..so dont believe everything they tell you! ok well there has definatly been shadiness going on in this world..and for all you ..im sorry..but lets party cause im moving..hell yeah i dont know when yet..but im bout to be wasted everyday..haha..jk jk..or am i..maybe i am maybe im not...jk jk..i love you...ummm well i think im gonna start messing with this thing again add some more pages and stpuid stuff like that or something...and when i get a job i can have cool little giveaways and contests..i dont know not really i just said that so you will be my friends..dont hate me..well its early but im still tired as hell got to go write some music!
later..tk
10.19.20
havent written on this in a long time..like anyone cares..right..well right now ryans playing nintendo ash is going through the box..and me..well i should be asleep...but yeah...i got plans for the future....oh and sleeping is overrated...
9.30.03
yes i took down the chop top picture..but dont worry..he will not be forgotten..why you ask..cause he is my lover as you all may of heard..we are yeah..ok well and if your my friend and you were at warped you also know about getting HIGH with MEST..well guess what..they are coming back..so hell yeah..if anything cool happens or we get to party with them...cause i got mad shit like that...It will be on concert diary you all wont want to miss...well its about time to party..so i will catch you all later...kt
9.27.03
i guess what they say is true..if you cant fight them..join them..the table was unstoppable..but i got it here..so i hope it all works out for the best...im gonna start updating this page..so come back and check it out or something..oh and sign the guestbook to tell me how much you hate me...thanks..kt
