This section will be devoted to negativity. I will tell you what I hate, what bugs me, what really pisses me off. 

First off, I would like to say that pizza delivery is full of quirky people, and bad habits. Or maybe just pet peeves. If you order pizza, listen to the person on the phone when they tell you your total. You don't know how many times I get to a door only to have them not have their money ready. "How much was it again?", "Oh wait, let me get my checkbook! (Oh damn, where did that checkbook go?)" COME ON!! Have the fucking check ready! We do have other deliveries to make on time. We get paid by how many deliveries we take. If you hold us up another 5 minutes, and people do that all night long, then that's like alot of time that we could have taken more deliveries. Alot of us drivers rely on the tips and money for a living. 

Fido, Butch, Sparky, whatever. When the customer opens the door and out runs Fido trying to sniff your feet while you try to tell the customer the total. Then Fido proceeds to jump on your leg while your counting the money. "Oh, don't worry! He doesn't bite!" I DON'T CARE IF HE BITES! GET HIM IN THE HOUSE AND OFF MY LEG!! I don't get paid enough to have to deal with that kind of abuse. 

Which brings me to my next point. Outdoor Cats. Either bring the damn cat indoors, or don't have one! Seriously. I drive around, and there are cats running around the street, and then I get to the door, and when they open it, out comes Rusty, Sammy, or some other cat, and the owner doesn't even give it a second thought. Don't you idiots know that there are millions and millions of cats that are homeless? Don't you realize that when a cat goes outside, it breeds, and spawns at least 3 more cats? There are way too many cats to just leave them outside to get knocked up. Oh, but I spayed my cat.....oh...you are right...You did. But I am still going to run it over if it gets in the way of my car! I don't need to stop in the middle of the road cause some idiot let their cat be outdoors to "roam" or some shit. A cat will be fine indoors. If you are allergic to cats that bad that it has to be outdoors, then don't have a cat. 

And what the hell is with this Justin Timberlake fool? How can people like this shit? "Cry me a river?!?!?!" What the hell kinda shit is that? I think that this idiot needs to be shot before he infects our youth with more Pop music. It's so unrealistic. At least Nirvana was real. The people related to the love, they related to the pain. With Pop, its just shit. "Baby, lets run away and cry a fucking river..." Gimmie a break. Do me a favor and piss on the nearest Pop album, then burn the fucker. Go out and buy something that at least lets you know that pain is a part of life, and that you should deal with it. "Oh, poor me, my girlfriend Brittney Spears, the Whore kissed Madonna, I'm gonna cry...." Gimmie a break Justin! Maybe you can get a threesome outta that shit! haha. At least enjoy the lesbian kissing. That's what it is there for. Don't Cry me a river you bastard. 

I am sick of pre-manufactured computers too. Dell and Compaq can't keep their greasy hands out of the system. They have to have a bios with their name in it. It comes up every time you start the damn thing! They have to have little icons that stay there. Programs you can't delete, confusing backup software....Gimmie a break. Can't I just get a computer that has all the best components, and install what I WANT on it. Not what you fools think I need on it. And what ever happened to the B:\???? I loved those huge floppy disks. Where you have 10 disks for one Kings Quest game. Those were the days. I need a B drive. 

Created By: tEntaclegUy