Alias: Rick Springfield, Roosterboy, Boy
with a dragon, EFXmaster, Ricky, Richard, Zizzy, Sexy, hot,
*THUD!!!*
Description: White male,
DOB: 8-23-49 (tries to hide this by looking incredibly sexy and
fit), 6'2", Black hair that has been lightened and highlighted, hazel
eyes *sigh*
Cautionary Data: (by
Tammy Gilpin) Might give you heart failure by simply giving
you "THE LOOK"
Violation: (by Donna Tregoe)
Kidnapping First Degree; Class B
Felony
In 1981, the defendant, Rick
Springfield, did intentionally
become a
teen idol and stole our hearts away. GUILTY!
Arson First Degree; Class C
Felony
Said defendant also sets
hearts he comes in contact with on
FIRE!!! leaving them charred remains that only our
husbands
or boyfriends can attest
to. GUILTY!
Robbery First Degree
Said defendant does blatantly rob each and everyone of us
of
our dignity. When we go to his
concerts, we check our morals
at the
door. We become screaming, yelling,
exhibitionists
trying to just get his
attention. GUILTY!
Aggravated Menacing; Class E
Felony
This charge includes
intentionally displaying a weapon.
Rick
displays many. Guitars, cute
butt, six pack abs. These items
personally place us in danger of injuring ourselves,
severely.
Again, GUILTY!!!!
Additional Charges: (by Hope) Concealing a *lethal* weapon in
a pair of leather pants, (by Debbie) first degree
assault of roses, (by Elizabeth) Grand
Destruction Guitar, Impersonating A Male God, Breaking and Entering
Hearts,
Gigolo in the First Degree, (by Rachael
Collins) Breaking daily
concentration, causing many women to have to
work second jobs
This man is definitely a CRIMINAL! Approach with CAUTION!
He is
ARMED and DANGEROUS! If you do see him in public, please
report his
whereabouts immediately TO ME SO THAT I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN,
CUFF HIM UP, AND TAKE HIM TO MY HOUSE WHERE HE WILL BE STRIP SEARCHED AND
PLACED IN A SECURE ENVIRONMENT! Your help is needed!
(by Donna Tregoe)
Fined: by the fashion police for possession of orange
floral shorts and orange cargo pants
