Sit right down on the lap of St. Rick
and tell him what it is you want for Christmas. He needs to know
if you've been naughty or nice. *wink* Have you been a good
girl or a bad girl?
What you don't know about
Santa:
1. St. Rick has orange
cargos on under his jolly red suit.
2. He is wearing Aqcua da
Silva....some seem to think.
3. He likes when Mommy sits
on his lap too.
4. He is wearing a
stuffed suit...he really has some rock
hard....*THUD!* abs...and uh....other nice features
*cough*.
5. He can carry quite a
tune.
6. If you get the "look", you
probably will get what you asked
for, but be
careful...it can leave you talking in a langauge
nobody can
understand, and St. Rick won't be able to hear
what you want
for Christmas.
7. Santa most likely will refer to
you as "Santy Sweetie".
8. He respects Mrs. Clause...so
don't touch his butt. (Unless
he gives you
permission to help him back up the chimney!)
9. He likes red so much that
he wears sequined red pumps to
match
his suit.
10. If you leave him cookies, please make
them with Green Tea.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY
TO WAIT BY THE FIREPLACE IN A SEXY NIGHTIE. YOU WON'T GET ANY
PRESENTS.
And remember, be good!
Ya better be good
And don't touch his butt
Ya better think clean
And stop dreaming that smut!
Santa Rick is coming to town.
He's making a list
So you can sit on his lap
Hands to yourself
Don't try any crap
Santa Rick is coming to town.
He'll melt your mind in seconds
If you look right in his eyes
Cause if you get that look he
gives
You probably will die
Ooooooooooooooooohhh....
Get your own Sharpie
Get ready in line
No flash photography
And you'll be just fine
Santa Rick is coming to town.
