Lightbulbism (By: Pat...reincarnation of the mighty Illuminous)

Welcome to the Lightbulbism homepage. Here, you shall learn the holy and enlightening ways of the Lightbulb. I, the allmighty Illuminous, shall show you the ways of the Lightbulb. You may become a Bulbon Monk, and work to achieve the true lightbulb within. You may simply live a Lightbulb life, following the divine and holy ways of the Lightbulb. Here, I will tell you how to go to The Lightbulb heaven, or be plunged into the horrible realm of red and black light. So grab a Lightbulb, and search on through the site to become one with thy inner light(bulb).

The Ten Commandments of Lightbulbism:

• Thou shall allways illuminate homes with Lightbulbs.
• Thou shall never break a lightbulb with any object.
• Thou shall strive to find the brightest and longest lasting lightbulb on earth.
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors bulb.
• Thou shalt not use the name Lightbulb in vien.
• Thou shall respect the dead bulb.
• Thou shall respect all lightbulb kind, or thou will be punished with a horrible black out.
• Thou shalt not leave any Lightbulbs illuminated during daylight.
• Do not use thy divine Lightbulbs for any evil purposes.
• Thou electrician shall be thy friend.

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Live the life - become a Lightbulb person.
Become a Bulbon Monk.
Lightbulb Heaven
Relm of Red and Black Light (Hell)
Lightbulb communion of Saints
List of Bulbon Monks
To The Pity Committee (I am Pat)