Become a Bulbon Monk

Becoming a Bulbon Monk is the highest forms of Lightbulbism worship. Bulbon Monks do not go bald and live in monastaries, take vows of silence, or anything else conventional monks do. They dress normal, and live normal lives. What makes Bulbon Monks special, is what they do during their Lightbulb worship time. They also live by all ideas Bulbon for the rest of their mortal lives, and recieve the highest place in Lightbulb heaven. To become a Bulbon Monk, email me, Illuminous, at Illuminous@ijustdontcare.com (dont let my email account fool you, i DO care.) Yes, its the new millenium, gods DO have email addresses. Below is the list of things a Bulbon Monk must do. Goodluck on your journey!

Rules of the Bulbon Monk lifestyle:

• Every night when you put out the lights before bed, after you turn out the last light, you should face the Lightbulb and bow reverently.
• Be patient, it is a good skill for a monk (ok, its not all that important for a Bulbon Monk, but helps...with...something...i dunno...)
• And lastly, be mindful of the Lightbulb when you turn on a light, and in turn it will shine its brightest.

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