ayahuascadreams: i'm considering dying buddha purple.
BigOrangePerson: i don't think he'd like taht
BigOrangePerson: that
ayahuascadreams: aw, he'd love it.
BigOrangePerson: no, no, he wouldn't
ayahuascadreams: would too
BigOrangePerson: not
ayahuascadreams: too.
BigOrangePerson: not
ayahuascadreams: too, and i'm asking a neutral third party.
BigOrangePerson: who?
ayahuascadreams: hasan.
BigOrangePerson: that's not a neutral third party!!!
ayahuascadreams: yes it is! and he agrees with me!
BigOrangePerson: no and no
ayahuascadreams: think about this logically: he is a muffin. muffins are very neutral things. you hardly ever see muffins in the bakery engaged in heated debate.
BigOrangePerson: *ahem* aren't you also classified as a muffin? you are definitely not neutral and neither is he
ayahuascadreams: i'm a very different species of muffin. i'm one of the rogue forest muffins.
Palina27: i am insane.
Palina27: i am needing remedies.
ayahuascadreams: ditto.
Palina27: agh
ayahuascadreams: hga
Palina27: hulp mu
Palina27: halp ma
ayahuascadreams: kuh muh
Palina27: holp mo
Palina27: hilp mi
ayahuascadreams: kuh muh
Palina27: help me!
ayahuascadreams: apples and bananas?
Palina27: hee hee hee hee hee
Palina27: jesus
Palina27: i don't want to be left alone all day
Palina27: i'll go peculiar
ayahuascadreams: apples and bananas and jesus-- the perfect holiday gift!
ayahuascadreams: you're already peculiar.
ayahuascadreams: and then she said some stuff about me going back to her house to lick her pussy until she screamed and begged, but that might have just been in my head.
Palina27: poor delusional wife of mine.
ayahuascadreams: i'm not delusional. i just like my little world better than the one everybody else lives in.
zaraxanarius: I've been going out with a police officer.
ayahuascadreams: oh, jesus.
zaraxanarius: what??
ayahuascadreams: cops = not my friend.
zaraxanarius: well of course not. but he's sexy and hairy. *grins* and he seems to like me a whole lot more than he should.
ayahuascadreams: hairy = not sexy. seems to like you a whole lot = been smoking evidence.
ayahuascadreams: no one's probably going to take my advice and kill themselves, are they?
zaraxanarius: probably not
ayahuascadreams: grr.
ayahuascadreams: this means i have to go and do the dirty work for them.
ayahuascadreams: i just want some quiet.
Palina27: i want some death.
ayahuascadreams: same here.
ayahuascadreams: but i don't want some hell.
ayahuascadreams: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Palina27: hm??
Palina27: what??
ayahuascadreams: i just took this stupid personality test where you have to go through an imaginary desert, leaving behind imaginary animals. they say the animals represent what is and isn't important to me. i say only an IDIOT would leave a cow behind in the desert and take a monkey instead.
ayahuascadreams: you hated mike when he was here. you drew little pictures of him hanging himself.
Palina27: no i didn't!
ayahuascadreams: maybe that was me
ayahuascadreams: so what have you been doing, little sick girl? taking nasty medicines?
Palina27: just swallowing pills and sleeping
ayahuascadreams: not much out of the ordinary, then
Palina27: yeah, i guess not
ayahuasca dreams says: i'm learning more than i wanted to know.
I says: what are you wearing?
I says: learning
I says: LEARNING
I says: what are you LEARNING??
kiss the baby, pogo says: i wonder what jesus would be doing if he were around today.
a pain in your ass says: he would be sucking my dick and liking it
kiss the baby, pogo says: hee hee
kiss the baby, pogo says: jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
a pain in your ass says: he would be proclaiming his undying love and begging me to have sex with him
kiss the baby, pogo says: i'm gonna step away from you in case of a freak lightning bolt now
a pain in your ass says: hee hee hee
a pain in your ass says: jesus is my bitch
kiss the baby, pogo says: the virgin mary is mine
a pain in your ass says: you can have her, i don't go for that whole innocent routine
kiss the baby, pogo says: mike does
a pain in your ass says: i know
kiss the baby, pogo says: but mike is a freak
a pain in your ass says: and so am i
kiss the baby, pogo says: and so am i
kiss the baby, pogo says: merry little freaks are we
a pain in your ass says: hee hee hee
kiss the baby, pogo says: let's be elves.
a pain in your ass says: ok
Dammit: it's mine, all mine, the fetus is mine
ayahuasca_dreams: i want some of the fetus, you should share
Dammit: nope, it's mine
Dammit: you flushed yours down the toilet, you can't have mine
ayahuasca_dreams: it's nice to share
ayahuasca_dreams: nuh uh
Dammit: yuh huh
ayahuasca_dreams: nuh uh
ayahuasca_dreams: i sold it at the garage sale
Dammit: well, you still got rid of it, and you're not getting mine now!
ayahuasca_dreams: fine, i'll get another.
Dammit: you do that.
ayahuasca_dreams: and i won't share with you.
Dammit: fine.
Palina27: i don't wanna be schizophrenic.
ayahuascadreams: okay.
ayahuascadreams: *turns you into a cupcake instead*
Palina27: yay!
Palina27: marijuana cupcakes!
ayahuascadreams: mmm....cupcake....*chases you*
Palina27: eeeeek! *runs*
ayahuascadreams: *tossing a fork at you like a javelin thingyhead* cupcaaaaake!
Palina27: you know, i think if i met me, i wouldn't believe that i'm not a pothead.
ayahuascadreams: i've known you for years now, i know you're not a pothead, and it's still sometimes hard to believe you're not a pothead.
ayahuascadreams: i already asked my mom and she said she's been to washington once and at least when her generation went, they had the excuse of all being on lsd for actually believing they'd stop the war.
Palina27: we should assassinate the president.
ayahuascadreams: no no no, caitlin. then cheney becomes president.
Palina27: agh.
Palina27: let's kill everyone.
ayahuascadreams: doesn't that defeat the purpose of not going to war?
Palina27: shit. let's kill everyone we want to kill.
Palina27: wait, that doesn't work either.
ayahuascadreams: okay. let's...um...shit. what would jesus do?
Palina27: get crucified for being a peace loving hippie.
ayahuascadreams: goddamn jesus.
Palina27: yup. holy mother of god, i am.
Palina27: damn it, yoda!
plotting to build a time machine
problems with pyramid heads
i am dapdap!
