(note: dapdap is my sister's ex-boyfriend. while they were dating, i enjoyed talking to him on msn and convincing the boy i was nuts. my sister del breaks in periodically, trying to inject some sanity into the conversation.)

indigo says:
HIHI DAPDAP!
indigo says:
I LIKES BUNNIES!
Dapikkel says: Dapikkel says:
I likes explosions.
indigo says:
MOOCOW.
Dapikkel says:
Moocow?
indigo says:
indeedy.
indigo says:
MOOCOW?
Dapikkel says:
Nggg. That's a nice word.
indigo says:
i do existing!
Dapikkel says:
Er.
Dapikkel says:
Sonud.
Dapikkel says:
Sound.
indigo says:
row-ad. roood.
Del says:
*grabs Dap's lower lip*
Dapikkel says:
Hey!
Del says:
Mine?
Del says:
Mine.
indigo says:
i want a marshmallow, too!
Del says:
Lips. Not marshmallows.
indigo says:
no, i don't want any lips. i want a marshmallow.
Del says:
*gives Megan a marshmallow*
indigo says:
I HAVE NO MARSHMALLOW!
Del says:
You have a ramen flavouring packet. That's the best I can do.
indigo says:
I GOTS A COOKIE!
Dapikkel says:
Oh.
Dapikkel says:
I have cookies.
Dapikkel says:
I could give you one.
Dapikkel says:
Or more.
Dapikkel says:
If you were here.
Dapikkel says:
With Del.
indigo says:
i'm out of cookies!
Dapikkel says:
come here with Del and I'll give you some cookies!
indigo says:
no! we have to go to sheepland!
Dapikkel says:
Please?
indigo says:
no, erin is getting me more cookies.
Dapikkel says:
Oh. Come here anyway soon.
indigo says:
COOKIES!
Dapikkel says:
I have!
indigo says:
COOKIES!
Dapikkel says:
You want!
indigo says:
COOKIES!
Dapikkel says:
Del got!
indigo says:
meet the feebles! meet the feebles! they're not your average ordinary peoples!
Dapikkel says:
They aren't?
indigo says:
no!
Dapikkel says:
Oh.
indigo says:
ho?
indigo says:
oh-ho!
Del says:
It appears to be 'Hentai with Puppets' night...
Dapikkel says:
*winces*
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Bad combination of words.
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Bad combination of words.
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Bad combination of words.
indigo says:
what?
Del says:
Interrupting this pattern NOW.
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Interrupting this pattern NOW.
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Interrupting this pattern NOW. Del says:
Look, Megan, .wav files that are out of context and sound naughty.
indigo says:
OOH!
Dapikkel says:
Oh.
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Oh.
indigo says:
what?
Del says:
GARG!
Dapikkel says:
Oh.
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
GARG?
indigo says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Attacking all outer physical functions!! Fooling all the stupids!! GARG!! I AM SAYING GAAARG!!!
indigo says:
yum! dirt!
Dapikkel says:
Dirt is yum?
indigo says:
yum! dirt!
Dapikkel says:
Dirt is yum?
indigo says:
yum! dirt!
Dapikkel says:
Dirt is yum?
indigo says:
yum! cookies!
Del says:
*psychotic fit*
indigo says:
erin is peeved that you're ignoring her psychotic fit.
Dapikkel says:
Oh.
Dapikkel says:
Sorry.
Dapikkel says:
*hugs Erin*
Dapikkel says:
*gives Megan a cookie*
indigo says:
COOKIE!
Dapikkel says:
there we go.
Dapikkel says:
dapdap?
Dapikkel says:
Yes?
Dapikkel says:
IMPOSTOR!
Dapikkel says:
Whyfor?
Dapikkel says:
you are not dapdap! i am dapdap!
Dapikkel says:
I am Dapdap!
Dapikkel says:
I AM DAPDAP!
Dapikkel says:
Ask Erin!
Dapikkel says:
erin tells lies!
Dapikkel says:
Erin does not
Dapikkel says:
I am Dapdap!
Dapikkel says:
I do not want to have an identity crisis!
Dapikkel says:
i am dapdap.
Dapikkel says:
you are an evil cyborg.
Dapikkel says:
I am Dapdap.
Dapikkel says:
You are Megan.
Dapikkel says:
See?
Dapikkel says:
You are not Dapikkel
Dapikkel says:
not dapikkel says:
i am not an evil cyborg!
not dapikkel says:
or am i....
EVIL CYBORG! says:
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Del says:
...how long is the plane ride again?
EVIL CYBORG! says:
overnight.
Del says:
Oh, smeg.
Dapikkel says:
*hug*
EVIL CYBORG! says:
n-word.
Dapikkel says:
Nit?
EVIL CYBORG! says:
no.
EVIL CYBORG! says:
hey, no starts with n!
Dapikkel says:
What word?
Del says:
STOP BEING EVERYWHERE! YOU ARE NOT PENNYWISE! YOU ARE PERMANENTLY IN DRAG!
Dapikkel says:
I AM NOT IN DRAG!
Del says:
Not you, Tim Curry.
Tim Curry says:
what?
Dapikkel says:
Not me, Tim Curry.
Tim Curry says:
what?!
Del says:
NO!
Dapikkel says:
*cowers* Dapikkel says:
Can I have a jug?
A Jug says:
yes!
Dapikkel says:
Er, a hug, even?
A Hug says:
yes!
Del says:
*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug*
A Hug says:
I HAVE A SUCKER!
A Hug says:
it tastes yucky.
Del says:
Take off the wrapper, Megan.
A Hug says:
it still tastes yucky.
Del says:
Eat the candy, not the wrapper.
Del says:
Other end, Megan.
A Hug says:
YUM!
Dapikkel says:
*is unable to stop laughing*
A Hug says:
are you having a nervous breakdown, dapdap? Dapikkel says:
No, I think you are funny.
A Hug says:
erin says she is.
A Hug says:
having one, not funny.
Dapikkel says:
...*hugs Erin*
A Hug says:
she's hugging you, too.
Dapikkel says:
I want her to be here.
Dapikkel says:
Why can't you take her here, Megan?
A Hug says:
i can't drive.
Dapikkel says:
Sure you can
. A Hug says:
no i can't!
Dapikkel says:
You could try real hard.
someone who cannot drive (really) says:
nuh uh.
Del says:
Dap, if she tries to drive me, I won't come out in one piece. Or, if I do,m it'll be one big flat piece. Do you really want that?
someone who cannot drive (really) says:
you'd be very thin then!
Dapikkel says:
No... sorry.
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING! says:
s'right.
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING! says:
i'm having an identity crisis!
Dapikkel says:
Who are you?
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING! says:
apparently, i'm a human being.
Dapikkel says:
That's a what. WHO are you?
Q says:
Q!
Dapikkel says:
From James Bond?
Q says:
no.
Q from Star Trek says:
q from star trek.
Dapikkel says:
Ohh.
Q from Star Trek says:
meow!
Dapikkel says:
I have to go.