New Quotes
The other Quote page was getting prett full so I'm starting a new one. But do feel free to see the old one too.
"If you don't behave I'm going to put you over my knee and spank me"
~Anonymous~
"The sheep crop looks nice this year Elmo"
~Pudding Head~
"I was going to mate with it now it's a little red furry lesbain"
~Sivart~
"You don't have a Magic 8 bucket"
~Erik~
"Don't hate be because I'm beautiful hate be because I slept with your goat."
~Ben J.~
"You’re like opium poppies, beautiful when in bloom, don’t take a lot of water and damn additive."
~Ken~
"No one will eat me."
~Ben J.~
"Why can't women realize we are built the same way with just different parts?"
~Anonymous~
"Beethoven wrote odes to Batman’s thighs."
~Erik~
“Cthulhu smells like bacon and is frightfully tasty!”
~Pudding Head~
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