Quotes
Here are some quotes that are just too cool to not share with people. These are taken from a lot of different places and people. If you have any nifty quotes that you want to share please email me and I'll put them up here.
"My god, the mechanical monkey is right..."
~ Johnny Bravo ~
“Squish my boobs quietly!!!!!”
~ Me ~
“Unlike this dead Woodchuck my Love for you will Never die!”
~ Laura ~
“Everyone, shut your pecker-holsters I’m tryin’ to sing!”
~ Anonymous ~
"Pinch and roll, PINCH and ROLL!!!"
~ Sonny ~
"I guess the went Cow tripping and forgot the cows"
~ Pudding-Head ~
"Stop gnawing on my head!!!"
~Me~
"I used to like.. play with my tongue all the time."
~ Dale ~
"Your pants make it so I can't get a grip on you!"
~Dale~
"Awww, what a shame.... Fucker."
~Amy~
"It's hard to fluff flesh."
~ Alicia ~
"I can only sit in one place for so long...... then I have to get up and
go sit somewhere else."
~ Laura ~
"Bob, get me a seal a farris wheel, and Shaquel O'Neil I've got a plan!"
~ Chrissy ~
"Doug confused my butt with the remote"
~ Anonymous ~
"Richard and I are cute, you and Dale need to get a room"
~ Karon ~
"I’m groping a chain link fence"
~ Dale ~ Half asleep
"Harder faster, Harder faster, A DANCING MONKEY!!!"
~Vince~
"I'm going to ride you like an Arabin poney"
~Vince~
"You are wearing the cute pants those pants are cute....” ~ Amy ~ "....And pants like" ~ Dylan ~
"If one THIS big came and sucked on you, you wouldn’t have a head”
~ Ben J. ~
"I'm easier than a root canal"
~ Emu ~
German- Et freut mich, dass de keine Zahne hast!" Translation "It's good that you have no teeth!"
"Oh accursed game of solitaire, why do you torment me so?!"
~Richard B.~
“Silly girl- didn’t anyone ever tell you, "DONT inject heroin into your eyes"?”
~Jared B.~
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