Monday, 21 November 2005
Who is the greatest lier?
Mood:
chatty
Topic: Fun
Who is the greatest lier?
- One who says, "I never tell a lie."
- The polygamist who tell each of his wife, "I love you the most".
- The doctor who advises his patients not to smoke while he is
smoking.
- One who says, "I know all".
- Who says, "I don't fear my wife at all".
- Who says, "I don't care..."
- Who says, "I love you more than my life".
Sunday, 20 November 2005
Why the horses sleep standing?
Topic: Fun
Why the horses sleep standing?
- To be prepared to start a race at any time.
- Horses believe that they are running even when they are sleeping.
- To prove that he is alive.
- They hate to lie on dirty ground.
- To prove that they are different from other animals.
- If you knew that how much comfortable to sleep standing, you would
also sleep standing. You can try.
- Believe me. They can't fold their legs.
- They believe they would look like asses if they would sleep lying.
- I know, but wouldn't tell you.
- Fearing that some other horses can run over him.
Thursday, 17 November 2005
Why the birds and beasts don't speak?
Mood:
loud
Topic: Fun
Why the birds and beasts don't speak?
- They turned dumb watching brutal deeds of human being.
- Fearing that they would have to lie if they spoke.
- To reduce sound pollution.
- 'No word, work please' - they believe on this doctrine.
- As silence is golden.
- Speech is better but silence is the best.
- Dumb has no enemy.
- Their parents didn't teach them how to speak.
- Who told you such. Modern science says that they speak with each
other.
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