Speedo?
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Sisqo - Thong Song
Topic: Everyday life
I wish I was a fly on the wall, just to see what the **** men are thinking when they decide to put on a (preferably red) Speedo?!
Men with big guts shouldn't be wearing speedos, they might as well just go naked. You can't see that they're actually wearing anything anyway.
Men with even the smallest bump om their stomach shouldn't be wearing speedos. It will only enhance the little gut that they have.
Unless you have (at least) a perfect sixpac, you SHOULDN'T BE WEARING A SPEEDO!!!
For God sake, not even the babes on Baywatch wore speedos...

And if you have a really hairy back, you shouldn't even be let out in public...

Strike a pose
Mood:  sharp
Now Playing: A Love Song For Bobby Long OST
Topic: Everyday life
By the way, the Yoga thing is better now. I managed to figure a couple of more positions out yesterday. I'm actually more flexible than I thought, I just have to remember how to...

Choosy?
Mood:  flirty
Topic: Everyday life
People keep asking me why I'm still single. How the **** should I know? If I knew I'd probably do something about it. Maybe I'm too picky, maybe I pick the wrong guys, maybe I'm just scared. Who knows...
I know lots of nice, sweet guys but that doesn't mean that I'm going to fall in love with them. My relatives seem to think that I'm going out with everyone I hang out with, just because I'm at that age where you're supposed to be thinking about marriage and kids and stuff...
I'm not the easiest person to be with either. I'm so used to being single, that I'd have a hard time having to take someone else's thoughts and ideas into coinsideration before doing something. And I wouldn't want to give all my (male) friends up either, like my friends have.
I need a guy who isn't jealous, he has to be laidback. But who isn't a doormat either, if I get the chance I'll run you over. He should have some brains, and not be afraid to get into a discussion. He has to love a good adventure, and have a appreciation for good music. He has to have a great (similiar to mine) sense of humor and not be afraid to look silly in front of other people. And of course, he has to be deadly sexy ;)
But even if I'd find someone like that, I'd probably not notice him anyway...even if he stood in front of me wearing a big sign that said "It's me!!" in big bold flashing neon letters. I have a tendancy not to notice the world around me, or so people say...
Why can't life just be like a high school movie? Then you'd know that it'd have a happy ending, and that you'd live happily ever after (until the sequal at least...).

Lil' Whatever
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Sir Mix-a-lot - I like big butts.
Topic: Everyday life
What happened to me? I never had to show ID until I turned 22. But now everyone seem to assume that I'm 16. Of course it's fun for a while, and you get away with lower fees...if you want to...but still...

One thing that's good though, is that you can get away with hitting on younger guys...hehehe...

The new black...
Mood:  quizzical
Now Playing: Blur - Boys & Girls
Topic: Everyday life
...is brown, as some would say. Then boys are the new girls. Definitely.
I see all these people on tv claiming that boys like cars, porn and sports. And girls like make up, shopping and dieting. I don't know where they find these people. I probably got 50/50 when it comes to having male and female friends. But none of them behave like that. The girls like sports, computers and drinking beer. The guys like shopping, gossiping and... porn... Well...one out of three... Not that bad.
I got on the bus the other day and noticed that the (male) (in his 30s) bus driver was looking at me and smiling. I assumed that it was because my jeans was as tight as they could possibly be or maybe he had noticed my boobs hanging out of my shirt..? So what does he say? "Hey, your boots and your purse are matching! Cute!"
And it was the same a couple of years ago. I was abroad, in a country not particulary known for their metrosexual men, and we were going to a nightclub. The bouncer asked for my ID and I told him I forgot it. "That's it" I thought. I'm not being let in. But the bouncer didn't care about the ID, because he liked my shoes!

I really don't get guys! And we're supposed to be the complicated sex?!

Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: "Vem vet?"
Topic: Good News
People seem to change their mood instantly as soon as the sun shows its pale self. People are defrosting faster than the snow outside. Suddenly everyone's greeting each other on the street, and even smile occationally!

Cat-astrophy.
Mood:  sad
Topic: Bad News
I really want a cat. A cute, cuddly little kitten.
But I promised myself that I wouldn't get one until I was grown up and responsible...so I guess I'm never getting that damn cat...

Seasick?
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Good News
I looked at my finances and realised that if Bank of Daddy is nice to me, I might afford that cruise anyway :)

Just one more thing...
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Bad News
Everyone seem to have decided that I should work as a teacher, even though I'm allergic to kids. At least kids who poop and scream and yell.

Kids seem to like me, though, for some strange reason. I don't get it. I thought it was the same as with dogs, they can smell your fear... with their seventh sense, or something. But what do I know..?

I don't like the drugs...
Mood:  not sure
Topic: Bad News
Some times I can almost understand the woman who asked me if I'm on drugs (which I'm not!!). I'm up, I'm down, I'm here, I'm there, I'm passed out on the couch.

This morning I got up and poured myself a glass of water. Took out a pain killer from the box and put it in the water. Then I just stood there, waiting for the pill to desolve. I stood there for probably a minute before I realised, it wasn't one of those pills that you're supposed to put in water...