The new black...
Mood:  quizzical
Now Playing: Blur - Boys & Girls
Topic: Everyday life
...is brown, as some would say. Then boys are the new girls. Definitely.
I see all these people on tv claiming that boys like cars, porn and sports. And girls like make up, shopping and dieting. I don't know where they find these people. I probably got 50/50 when it comes to having male and female friends. But none of them behave like that. The girls like sports, computers and drinking beer. The guys like shopping, gossiping and... porn... Well...one out of three... Not that bad.
I got on the bus the other day and noticed that the (male) (in his 30s) bus driver was looking at me and smiling. I assumed that it was because my jeans was as tight as they could possibly be or maybe he had noticed my boobs hanging out of my shirt..? So what does he say? "Hey, your boots and your purse are matching! Cute!"
And it was the same a couple of years ago. I was abroad, in a country not particulary known for their metrosexual men, and we were going to a nightclub. The bouncer asked for my ID and I told him I forgot it. "That's it" I thought. I'm not being let in. But the bouncer didn't care about the ID, because he liked my shoes!

I really don't get guys! And we're supposed to be the complicated sex?!