Just one more thing...
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Bad News
Everyone seem to have decided that I should work as a teacher, even though I'm allergic to kids. At least kids who poop and scream and yell.

Kids seem to like me, though, for some strange reason. I don't get it. I thought it was the same as with dogs, they can smell your fear... with their seventh sense, or something. But what do I know..?