Rimmer: Why don't you smegging-well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!

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The guys meet some ladies in Kryten.

Kryten: (Noticing the silence) Well, is anything the matter?
Rimmer: Anything the matter?  They're dead.
Kryten: Who's dead?
Rimmer: (Pointing to the skeletons) They are dead.  They're all dead.
Kryten: My god!  Well, I was only away two minutes!
Rimmer: They've been dead for centuries!
Kryten: No!
Rimmer: Yes!
Kryten: Are you a doctor?
Rimmer: You've only got to look at them.  They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget!

Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip.
Kryten: Sir, we lost Mister Rimmer!
Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip.

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