Cast and Crew of THE FILM
Here is the cast and crew of THE FILM. Strange and unusual?...yes. Talented?...no, not really. But most of them are in the posse and if that ain't reason enough for them to be cast than what is?Check it out, fool: Some people's pictures have a purple border; it means that they have a separate profile with some information and a picture of what they really look like (not a penguin). So now you, the devoted fan of THE FILM, can learn more about your favorite actors!
PEBBLES!! Eek!
Monica
Yes, many may feel the need to shield their gaze here, but don't worry: she is human. And, besides being so blindingly beautiful, she does one hell of a trailer trash impression.
Steph
Despite a slight mental retardation, Stephanie has been able to achieve amazing things: like be Monica's sister.
Erin
She hasn't gotten back to me yet about what to say about her...so you're just going to have to wonder...who is Erin? Well, I can tell you this, I had to change what I had written here because it sounded like a lesbian advance. Now there's another mystery: What did she say that was too homoerotic for the website of THE FILM?
Louis
Nope, He hasn't even really agreed to be in THE FILM, but just you wait, he will. MUHAHAHAHAHA...Anyway, he's the best at playing clean-cut boyfriends, especially if they're a male cheerleader as well.
Adam
Will he be in the film? Well, if he says no I'll be forced to persuade him forcibly...with a cheese grater. Just don't tell Shannon.
Elyse
Elyse. What to say? Well, she is a girl (we think), and she teaches Sunday school (badly). And once, she and I went clubbing, and there was this really hot guy, and we both wanted him, so we had a race to see who could get to him first, and Elyse was running so fast that she ran into him. Yeah, that's how it was. I love to club!
Rachel
When I think of Brit Pinching, I think of Rachel. If you fancy a fag, she's the girl to ask. One time, (and though you would think I jest, this is true) she put a giant stuffed owl on a string and lowered it out a window and made a movie. Once the "Attack of the Giant Owl" was finished, she frightened her poor English grandmother half to death with it. Obviously, once I knew this, I had to cast her.
Mandy is a girl of many talents, but mostly she just plays a mean game of truth or dare. But hell, thats enough. In fact, I fancy giving her the role of the handsome, yet lonely man of mystery.
P.S. Claudia is an evil little midget who looks more like she's twitching than dancing! I will destroy her...
One time, Louis wrote a hiaku (I am not Japanese, and their silly symbols escape me, so that is probably not spelled right) about Liz...but this is not the place for porn. Anyway, she still doesn't know exactly what the film is about. She thinks its about an orange with family problems. Little does she expect the truth...