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1) I am a catterpillar. Well, that is only half true. My mother was a catterpillar, my father was a worm. But I am okay with that now.
-Khalil
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2) Tree...Cabin...UNDERWEAR!!!
-Father Asparagus
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3) Now true in your life you probably don't ride in a camel, and you probably won't wake up inside a large aquatic mammal...
-Twippo
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4) Of course I do! Digestion runs very deep in my family!
-Khalil
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5) Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid. On the second day of second grade I'll tell you what he did. Slipped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky, landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye!
-Junior, Laura, Father Asparagus, and friends
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6) Thar she blows! Where? Right there, next to the grill!
-Larry and Mr. Lunt
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7) Am I in Heaven? Smells like Wisconsin!
-Bob and Father Asparagus
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8) My uncle was a big star back at the comedy club in Nineveh, the Taj Mahaha, standing room only!
-Khalil
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9) You are a skilled metal worker.
-Khalil's motivational tape
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10)Insight runs very deep in my family! Do not worry, the first one is free!
-Khalil
Audio quotes to come shortly!
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