Dude (Carmen can't remember who >.<): C'est tu une vrai blonde?
Régis: o.o;;; Si chu raide?!
Everyone: o.O;
Dude again: C'EST TU UNE VRAI BLONDE?!
Régis: Ah...
Régis: Un steak de porc... ben, des porkchops!
Jayme: United retardation is superific!
Alissa: The Vengeance Mobile...
Carmen: ::clap::
Shini: *bow*
Roomy: Fuck off, E. Coli! Fuckin' poulet...
Carmen: "I dream of beans."
Jayme: NO! I do! ^_^
Jayme: Spanish is close... it's el la el la el la.
Jen: I love Trowa and his airness.
Denis: Tu? Le VCR est smart! "Please insert la cassette, you fool!"
Teacher: You can't 'not' be you.
Carmen: And it was with its sisterlings!
Jayme: What?
Carmen: ... sisterlings?
Jayme: ...
Carmen: *rofl*
Alanna: BAHHHHHHHHH!
Carmen: O_O;;;
Alanna: ^_^
Carmen: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My BAHHHHHHHHH is larger than yours ^^
Alanna: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Carmen: O_O Oh yeah?!
Alanna: YEAH!
Carmen: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jayme: Heh, you French people and your words and names that are almost the same...
Mel: Step one, instead of shit say buns!
Carmen: O_O;;; *ROFLMAO*
Carmen: Lala, yaoi.
Jen: Yay.
Carmen: How enthousiastic.
Jen: YAY!!!! ::jumps up and down and rapes cartoons:: ...that better?
Carmen: Yes. ^_^
Carmen: I hate how fake and Hollywood this book is... Late afternoon martini... hmph.
Jeff: *tsk* When will people learn? Everyone knows it's a MID-MORNING martini!
Mel: Speak of the Luge!
Jayme: It probably hurted his luge feelings...
Carmen: Daaaaaaaaaamn ANGELFIRE, go faaaaaaaaaaaaaaster
Jayme: (Angelfire): NUuuUuuUuUu
(At a hockey game)
Some man walks by with a big mexican blanket and a weird France-guy hat
Paul: That guys tryin' to be Picasso or something...
Randy: No, just Asso.
Mel: io dom
(she was trying to type 'I don't know')
Jayme's falling down sound effect noise: Uhmphf!
Carmen: Welcome to Angelfire! ^_^
Keri: Yay!
Shini: *goes home with a muffin* o.o
April: We were SO loud, there, I thought we were gonna freakin' kill my house.
Carmen: There are a whole bunch of shortcuts, but most of them are rape trails. I'm always like, "Geez, I wonder if I'm in the right one..."
April: *L* It sounds like you're out there wanting to get raped. "Hmm, which one is the trail all those girls get raped in? Is this it? I hope I'm in the right one!"
Carmen: -_- Noooooo...
Jen: ^_^ YAY, Road trip! ... well... more like... Box Trip...
Jen: "I have a box... you have a box... the word box... sounds like... socks..." < box song
Alissa: But you need your sleep or your brain will be stupid in the morning.
(Carmen & April went for a walk on the beach with their dogs and found a dying bird. They went to get some bird food and when they came back the bird was dead! So this is the bird's (whom they have named Fonzy) funeral song
April: Fonzy, oh Fonzy, why did you leave us so soon? ...
Dooby: Pandora's graine.
Jayme: ::runs from popsicle shaped legs of Heero and Duo in doujin::
Jayme: artist: Y'know what? Screw drawing eyes in. Also screw the details. No nipples for all!
Jayme: My little pony Treize!
Carmen: King Bareass
Jayme: roflmao!!! wtf?
Carmen: You aren't at the page yet? The back?
Jayme: No.
Carmen: You'll see when you get there, then ^^;
(time passes)
Jayme: ROFLMAO @ King Bareass
Carmen: I will now refer to the Wing pilot only as King Bareass.
Carmen: YES! Huston, we have a blowjob!
Carmen: Blaargh?
Jayme: Bleeech?
Jayme: Ow! Feck, Ben!
Jayme: We could make another BASEketball... but... us... instead of the two sexy mans.
Carmen: Yay! I'm being watered and fed, just like a flower!
Jayme: My lil Minah flower
Carmen: ^_^ ::bes a flower::
Jayme: ::bes a gardener::
Mel: Those were the good old Poe days.
Mel: Fuck
Carmen: Where?
Mel: I don't know
Alissa: Yeah, I found the leak using a flashlight and I put a bucket underneath it. I am a hero.
Alissa: Right now I am sitting here typing you an email, waiting for little children to ring our doorbell asking for candy. "Trick or Treat?" is what these happy little children will say. And I will say, "Get lost!! This candy is mine!!!" Hahahah.
Carmen: "Shaneera resembles small rabbits. The continually vomit..."
Alissa: O_O
Carmen's sister: O_O
Carmen: o.o;;; ::blush::
All three: *L!!!*
Alissa: Where did all this hair come from all of a sudden?
Carmen: Must be from the duck!
Carmen & Alissa: Damn cheesecake!
Carmen & Alissa, making fun of dub Ann from BSSM: But, Alan... Baddalan!
Carmen: Okay, we REALLY have to go to sleep now, or else I'll be dead at work tomorrow. I really, REALLY need sleep.
Alissa: Alrighty!
Carmen: Goodnight!
Alissa: Goodnight!
Carmen: ... hey, remember that Sailor Moon episode when...
Alissa, imitating the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show at like 4am: Hordy blordy...!
Carmen: You made another Harold sound!
Carmen: April's laugh is like this: *spells it out* "H-r-k-z h-r-k-z h-r-k-z".
Alissa, trying to make that into a word: Hrkz hrkz hrkz!
Carmen, as Ben: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Jayme, as Harry: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Jen, as Al: And Al!
Alissa: Man, I wanna watch him right now. I sure could use seeing some Swedish puppet throw a turkey around a kitchen...
Jen: GIVE GIVE GIVE! NEED NEED NEED!
Jayme: Knock knock!
Carmen: Who's there? o.o
Jayme: Marde.
Carmen: ROFL Marde who? o.o
Jayme: Ricky Marde!