Shini: Godly cheese... O_o
Roomy: Come out of the closet, Michel!
Roomy's friend: We know you're in there!
Roomy: The door's open! (to Carmen) We think he's gay...
Jayme: It's a hearty boner!
April: (good expression? bad expression? hell, it's both!) Ditch diggin'...
English Teacher Scott: It isn't like, "Bang, I shot you, you're dead." "Oh no, you shot me, I'm bleeding."
Roomy: It will give you cancer of your big booooooooobs...
Roomy's younger sister: Why are you spraying that (a.k.a. Silly String) all over my boobs?!
Roomy's even younger sister: Because it'll give them more volume!
April: Big wooly mammoth socks...
April: Where's! Mah! Hubbeh?!
Carmen's little sister: You know when you go to the mall and they have these metal racks that are round? Hide in there, and when someone comes, stick out your sleeve and say, 'Pick me, pick me!' I wanna do that! We should hide together and start fighting for that person to pick us. 'Pick me, pick me!''Nuh uh, pick me, I'm 100% cotton!''You liar!!'
Jen: *hugs the Carmen*
April: Dat's de good shit, dare!
Jayme: "That furry man IS snuffy!"
Carmen: Flooooop...
Edz: Booooing!
Alissa: Yeah. My brother is Kraft Dinner retarded. I mean who can't figure out how to make Kraft Dinner!!
Alissa: Yay!!! Baby Melvin being attacked by a purse!!!
Roomy: Ca m'tente comme un envie de chier... (which loosely translates to "I feel like going there like I feel like taking a shit.")
Alissa: Mice don't have the ability to be annoying. Unless they poop in your bed or something.
Alissa: I like having the ability to create CDs. It makes me feel like God.
Jen: ... he is a very sexy Japanese man, with bright green eyes, and jet black hair, and he has the biggest penis in the world!
Roomy, imitating old landlord: "RAAAAAAAH!" "What?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Student: That still doesn't answer the question. What is a man?
Philosophy prof: A man... is something that thinks.
Student, trying to be a smartass: What's a dog?
Professor: *after 10 minute speech* And so, a dog is a machine.
Roomy: Han ha wake up wit de big mudder fuckin' rash, dare...
Jayme: I must flee into sleep now!
Jayme: WEEEEEEEEEH! CHEERS! BUY PORN AND SMOKES AND SHARE!
Shini: .....@_@ glassness...
Alissa: YesA, I have inventedA my own accentA.
Jen: Would you like some Teeeeeh!
*Carmen & April put up a little Christmas tree in April's room*
Carmen: ...
April: ... It's the Charlie Brown Christmas tree...
Roomy: I'll find ya later!
Carmen: O_o
Roomy: *hangs up the phone*
Carmen: You'll find her later?
Roomy: What?
Carmen: "I'll find you later."
Roomy: Did I say that?!
Carmen: Yuh-huh.
Roomy: ... God, I'm weird.
Annie: Feliz Navidad! Too too too!
Carmen: o.O
April: Are you van-ing or are we car-ing?
April: The shrine of the naked man lighter...
Carmen: Come and worship... o.O;
April: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!?!?
Carmen: And they paired up Sally with Heero... twistedness.
Alissa: What I thought they said was they were pairing Heero up with me! Bastards!
Carmen: Wishful thinking... I'm never with Quatre... no matter how many promises are made...
Alissa: If only I was in the Mafia....then things would be different.
Jayme: Their midis were all like *boom boom we are dramatic boom boom booooooooom*
Jayme: He ish having wig troubles.
April: Look at that, Eskimo Sam...
Roomy: Come here, shirt, dat I wear you!
Carmen: O_o
French professor: Alright, everyone! Draw a box! Come on, pick up your pencils and draw a box!
Students: O_o
Professor: Come on! Like this, look! *draws a box on the board* Look at that, if it isn't sexy!
Students: O_o
Jeff: It sounds like an Austin Powers song...
Carmen: ><
April: All French guys are named Jean-Guy!
Carmen: No, they aren't!
April: Well, it's either Jean-Guy, Jean or Guy!
Carmen: >< !!!
Jayme: Vous êtes ma banane.
Mel, after waking up to find her alarm clock in bed with her: The attack of the alarm clock...
Jen: *hugs both you and the box*
Christa: Oh my... I hope Denis doesn't fall... I'll probably laugh at him...
Carmen: I woke up this morning and I had Dorothy eyebrows.
Jayme: I had Vegeta hair.
Jen: He doesn't have breasts!
Jayme: My man cat has boobahs!
Jayme: 'Cause I'm a cool sexual joke friend!
Carmen: What's the Pope's last name?
Roomy: The Pope?
Carmen: Yeah, John Paul. What's John Paul's last name?
Roomy: ... Two.
Jayme: yup yip yep yap < rednecks agreeing
Carmen: Bilbo the Dildo.
Jayme: You: HONEY COOOOMB! *turn into the lil fuzzy thing* hiuhelrhheohijahkjgfdyt *slam into a wall*
Roomy: You have a hairy chest, Pickles! Are you a man?
Jayme: Gilliskids!
Jayme: The Snuffster.
Jayme: Who's the butch and who's the bitch?
Carmen: *be's a slutty block*
Jayme: *be's a flexible block*
Roomy: Don't come in! I'm naked! ... So is Carmen!
(Note: neither of us was really naked O_o)
Shini: Good times?!
Jayme: I like Cy's can.
Carmen: She isn't a man but she's only a weiner away from it o.o
Edith: Where did you go?
Carmen: My comp sucks shit is where I went.
Edith: Aaaaaah yes I go there quite often.
Jayme: I will not rape you.