_*~ You Don't Really Give A Damn, Do You? ~*-
I found myself trying to fall asleep at 5-something this morning, you know, those times where nothing and everything comes to mind. I realized something: You bastards don't give a damn about a webpage about ME, do you?
No, I didn't think so.
So the rest of this time, I'm going to dedicate my blog to pissing every last one of you worthless bastards off, starting with an advice column. You ask me advice, I give it to you, you follow it, you maybe die. Either way, you selfish a-holes wouldn't care about a page about me, UNLESS it fulfills your nerd-like desire to communicate with some heinous bitch online. So here you go, ask me a question, and I will make fun of you, I mean . . . answer it.
=)