Best Movie Ever? You bet your ass.
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: "No Rain" by Blind Melon
I just saw Fight Club again, for the billionth time, and that movie pwns & ownz you. Do I know you? Doesn't matter. It just does. Sweet ass ending too.

Even though I just broke the first rule about Fight Club, who cares. Plus, that soap scene is just freakin' awesome.

Chapelle Sucks. Deal Wit It Yo.
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: ...Must you know?
Why do people like Dave Chapelle? He's not funny. I guess if your a vulgar ass you might find the people who writes his jokes funny. If one more person says
"I'm Rick James bitch!"
or
"Is this the free 5 o'clock crack giveaway?!"
I will violently rip off their faces. Or just stare at them smoldering. Yeah. That'll show him.

Oh, and wiccan liberal hippies. WTF does a pregnant woman need to snort up her uterus to make one of these freaks? Be wiccan. Be liberal. Be...a...hippy...if you really want. But togethor, thats just...apocalyptic.

And one more thing. I saw a MAN WEARING GLITTER. That is absolutely f'd up. Absolutely. Plus, I think he had those man-boob things going on. I didn't really look. But...I'm not sure I really wanna know.

Um...Uh...Ran out of tuff to complain about. Um...I had some cereal this morning. It was not as crunchy as advertised. Mother-f***ing Captain Crunch.

I Dislike Volleyball
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: Like you care. Seriously. Do you? If you do, thats really sad.
I dislike volleyball. It is really, really stupid.
I have ten reasons why.

1) Hitting a ball over a net will never be a needed skill. If I'm attacked by a grizzly, I'm seriously screwed, and this won't help.

2) It sucks.

3) Volleyball doesn't seem to have cheerleaders.
DOWNGRADE!!!!

4) Craig keeps hitting me with the f****** ball. And no, that word is not Finnish.

5) People think its funny to qoute Napoleon Dynamite and go "Ahh, idiot." at me, whenever I miss the ball. F*** him, and his stupid movie. It wasn't even funny. Not even Revenge of the Nerds part whatever-the-hell was as bad as that movie.

I ran out of reasons. There happy?! But I made my point. Now, more urgent business is at hand.

I wrote this about France. Read it. It's freakin' good.

What Happened France?
By: Ryan Wirth

Sometimes, you just have to wonder...

Normally, I do not discriminate by country of origin. But occasionally, too much stupid comes from one stretch of land in too short an amount of time. Such is the case with France.

Now, I love that skunk. The one always sexually harrasing the cats. But when a country, in 50 years, can only produce a cartoon skunk, and supply us with croissants, theres something wrong. As Americans, I believe it is our duty to mock a country such as France. They have so much potential. Yet, it is constantly put to waste.

France originally was an excellent country. They helped us gain independence from Britian, which is something I'm very grateful for. I'm not a tea drinker. Then...well, they had there little revolution too. Some beheading, some mobs, all around seems something very 18 century-esque. Things were good for awhile. They screwed around with Canada, made some beaver pelts, not too much trouble.

France wasn't always a waste of space though. Nay, they once were very cool. After Frances Revolution, it seemed to me they were actually stable and fair. Napoleon limited the power of the Catholic church, made equal opportunity in the goverment, and lowered economical inflation. And gave away fabulous prizes! Well, not really, but it's better then before. However, after he made some major mistakes, he was defeated, de-throned, and exiled to St. Helena, a remote island in the South Atlantic. He lived in lonely exile for six years before his death. And, as inevitible as death, France sunk slowly, slowly, into a deep pit of mundane mediocroty.

And were now at World War Two. Not a great time for anyone. It's a very touchy issue, that many people feel isn't something to talk about. But France was not very courageous. On June 22, 1940, France surrendered. They could have, and should have kept up their front. Germany marched right through to the English Channel, and started beating up on Britian.

I'm not cynical of France. Every nation has its moments of embarrasment. After the war finally ended, the massive casualties affected everyone. Things were calm for awhile. But, for some reason, during the next fifty or so years, France got a little...uppity towards America. "Oh no, France, please forgive us for saving your keister on multiple occasions! Far from us to save you in times of need! Beg our pardon!".

And we made our way into the Cold War. There really wasn't much interaction bewteen France in that time, and things were fine. But it was when I was learning about this is when I started realizing why France doesn't like us. Which believe me, they hate us.

France is jealous. Jealous of everything we have and they don't. They are upset because we best them in all aspects. I say this because I am a proud American. They have the Eifel Tower. We have Mt. Rushmore and Niagra Falls. They have some of the best ballet performers and dancers. We have Britney Spears and Sylvester Stalone. You get the point though.

And, the War on Terror. Couldn't they at least wish us luck? Even say hello when we walk by in the hallway? Not even the head nod? Thats just rude. Though people disagree on the war, wouldn't you at least want it to go over well? And, if it doesn't go well, what will France say? They will probably mock us. And what will they say when the U.N. can't save them from South Koreas nukes? Nothing, because they will have been vaporized.




Sweet, eh'? ...OMFG....I just typed that with a Candian accent in the back of my mind. I'm hungry now. Bye.

Eh'
Mood:  irritated
I really should let all of you know how lucky you are to learn about my life. I'll try and keep this regually updated so you pathetic existence has a purpose. I am the only one who has the right to judge human worth in all of existence, as I'm sure your know.

To be honest, a blog is a giant crap waste. As if anyone cares about anyone's life. Except mine. I'm different and superior to everyone. Especially you.