Well this is it, the CON HQ, or at least my version, you can visit the original CON HQ, which was made by David, a fellow nerd, by clicking here.
please note that due to a severe bout of depression and discontempt of the internet, Dave's site hasn't been updated since about 1982... which is really incredible since he is only 16...
But fear not Dave's Page fans, for he has of late become *GASP* more cheerfull!!!! Keep watching this space... Ok you can read on now, because you may also want to watch Dave's page, although if you do round-the-clock page watching, you will probably go blind, get bored and clock up a MASSIVE phone bill!!!
There is now a new site in programming developed by everyones favorate nerds: the CON, I will be working alongside David and Simon to creaste the USSN which will ultimatly provide, news, a forum, and reviews of this that and the other thing, but please remember that we ARE STILL WORKING ON IT! it is not finished yet, nor will it be for a while!
But if you are quite happy to stay at my site then that is fine to! I have just updated to V3, so my site is becoming increasingly better, so come on in and help me celibrate the C.O.N HQ V3.0!!
At the same time my site has reached the 700 visiter landmark and is already on the way to 800! yipeeeeeeeee!!!
Please send any Bug reports/Broken Link Reports or *GASP!* Suggestions to me at to me at:
tsar_of_cows@yahoo.co.uk
So this is the CON HQ! where nerds unite to form the power of nerdiness! Eventually, when we have gathered enough nerds and made them CON members, we can channel our energies through the almighty NERD CANNON-BETA and unleash.... The Nerds Wrath, on all a$$ho!es and jerks on the world! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
For more information, visit the"Plans for Global Domination" section of your standard issue CON manuel, by clicking on the link provided...
Oh, and I changed the URL of this site, so you can now acces The CON at the much much shorter address of http://www.urlcut.com/con thanks to the very good services of urlcut.com!
What is happening today:
10-September-2003- Ok, I'm back, I'm sorry that I neglected this page a bit recently, I have been a bit preoccupied setting up the USSN site which is a joint venture between me, and fellow nerds David and Simon. Although I will try to keep this site up-to-date, please bare in mind that I have a lot on my plate at the moment and there will be times when I fall behind, just stick with me please!
31-August-2003-There has been a bit of a panic around here as it has come to light that David's site may have been hacked by some weirdos from Germany,see above, and note I have nothing against Germans("Just don't mension the WAR!") and I realise weirdos can come from anywhere (but mostly Japan...), I am going to go and revise Simon's profile, as it was a bit cruel... (But I LIKE IT!)
-28-August-2003- Ok I finally remembered to go back online, I've only done some minor adjustments today but Don't get all pedantic on me, the site still isn't quite finished and i still have work to do, be back soon.
-29-July-2003-Today I made a funky new page which has been in the pipeline for a while now, and indeed close followers of this sites history will find several mentions of it, I am talking ofcourse about the Nerd Super Weapons part of the page!! Which you can now acess here!
-22-July-2003-Ok so I got over my "don't care" reaction, and I have edited this very home page which you are staring at, and I have added the profiles for Me!!, Simon, and Heather: meaning now you can acess the profiles for: me!
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Simon
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Robert
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Heather
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Callum
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If you know your High Councilers list off by heart, as every CON recruit is required to know, then you would realise that David and Hannah still need to be done, well that is because after a boating accident 2 years back, I have a bad back and right now, it is giving me HELL! So I really can't stand to sit up strait much longer without my spine hemoriging(or however you spell it...) If anyone knows what that word means, then awensers on a postcard to:
tsar_of_cows@yahoo.co.uk
To win absolutly nothing! except my gratitued because I know that a hemorich is bad and can kill you if it is in your brain and that it is rather painfull, I think it has to do with blood clotting... Well, thats what I get for not taking Biology...
I have also updated my History page.
Version Build:3.0
Created by Chris "The Psycho", credit to Dave for helping me out with the odd thing, Java Script Source, for their cool free scrips, Angelfire for hosting me, and everyone who made a site without protecting the code so the rest of us can lift it and edit it! THANKS GUYS!! P.S. feel free to lift my code back! I'm not to bothered as long as you don't totaly steal my site, or not give me any credit for the code!!
