Chris "The Psycho"
Name:Chris
AKA:"Chris/Chris The Psycho"
Description:
ARRRRRRG! I hate talking about myself... so I'll go and nick Daves info on me... now let me see...
"The only reason this guy hasn't been locked in a looney bin is that the men in white coats are too scared to go near him"
ERRRRRRRR... oh well, I will just have to go on what other people say about me, aparantly, I am hilareously funny, but not intrusivly so, as in I can be very serious aswell, I should be Prime Minister of the UK, or Dictator of the world (whichever comes first), I am supposedly extreemly inteligent and I don't deny that I am Inteligent, but I am by no means a Genious, and I am by no means a Nerd in the traditional way, I hate maths, and am by no strech of the imagination good at Chemistry.
Perhaps the first thing that you would notice about me if you saw me in the street, apart from how tall I am, is that at times I can be a very scary person, I pride myself in having the ability to look incredibly imposing, and very often scare people so much, that they end up avoiding looking at me. It is a very handy skill and it keeps the majority of people out of my way, which is exactly how I like it!
My favorate quote:
Person on phone-"when will you be there?"
Me-"Well I'm here right now!!"
That is possibly the funniest thing I have ever said on the phone... the dumbest thing that I have done is' that I sometimes nod my head in response to questions!
This is a quote of me when AOL refused my access to instant messenger, this is a glimpse at me in a rage, so put on you blast visors before reading ahead!!
Me, in e-mail to Dave-"...so I put in my post code and it said it couldnt give me that screen name because somebody else already has it, YES, ME, YOU STUPID SENSELESS AMERICAN PIECE OF S**T, AND YOU NEVER GAVE ME A PIG F**KING POSTCODE SO F**K YOU, then it bu**ered up..."
Famously:
Has a large nose, wants to run for Prime Minister, has almost killed people in blind rage before, did I mention I have a bad temper?? Has piercing stare, is scary. Laughed my head off all the way through "The Clockwork Orange", "Why?" you may ask... well because it is so absurdly funny.
Never:
Never EVER atempt to annoy me, the only thing that REALLY gets on my nerves (except for the shoddy way this country is run and Windows 3.1 onwards) is when people try to annoy me: it isn't what they say, it isn't what they do, but it is just the very fact that they choose to be so childish and show themselves up in such an abismal way as to attempt to piss me off, that annoys me. ALOT!
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