ON LINE COMPUTAR HELP DESK

Problem:  My computer is too slow. Solution:  You need to purchase a faster computer.

This section contains my valuable computer help and assistance.  I am providing it free of charge for the first 1000000 users.

Problem:  This text is hard to read because it is too small. Solution:  Purchase a larger monitor.

Problem:  This text is too large. Solutions: Try sitting back from your computer    further than 3 inches from the screen.  Try    increasing your screen resolution to something    more than 640x480.  Buy a smaller monitor.

Problem:  My internet connection doesn't work. Solution:  If you can read this, then it seems to be    working just fine.

Problem:  My computer keeps crashing. Solution:  Re-FDISK, then re-FORMAT, then re-install    windows.