Calculus
Ok so like in school I'm in calculus cause I Rock an' stuff. So today the teachers was talkin' about limits wich is some math thing but my group wasn't listen. And we starts talkin' about Monty Python and the Holy garil cause it Rocks. So were talkin' about it and then J.R. Quotes King Arthur in the movie and says "'one, two, five'... 'three sir'...right,Three!!" only he says it real loud. And the teacher was all like "Thats correct J.R., the limit is three" and J.R. is right. So I figure if I starts watchin' Monty python alot I should get a "A" in calculus without having to do any work.
Dusseldorf
Ok so like last weekend me an' Mark and my karate teachers went to Dusseldorf 'cause in Dusseldor this Okinawan karate master teaches weapon stuff. So we rides a train there. But in K-town(k-town is american for Kaiserslautern) me an' Mark goes to the train station but we don't see Mr. Lovless or Mr. Thomas(My karate teachers) so we didn't get on the train, then the train left an we were all like " CRAP!!! we missed to the train" but Mr. Loveless an' Mr. Thomas was on the train already. So me an' Mark get in his dads car and we drives to Mannhiem real fast 'cause in Mannheim we are supposed to switch trains so we might be able to get on the train. So we drives to Mannheim at like 120 mph an' we are all like "This sucks were gona miss the train" But we gets there on time an' we gets on the train an' makes it to Dusseldorf.
So one day in Dusseldorf in the weapons place we are lerning Nunchuk stuff, but we don't have real nunchuks instead we gots foam ones. So me an Mark are watchin' this on dude with real Nunchuks an' I'm like "If I had real Nunchuks I'd be dead now" 'cause I acciedantly hit my self in the head a few times with the foam ones an' stuff.
Then Mark was like "I wish I had real Nunchuks" Then he was like "I wish I was a Boy"
Quarry
Ok so like the other day me an' Robert went to this quarry place. A quarry is a big hole where they used to dig for rocks. I can't understand why they did that, I can find rocks w/o digging. Well anyways this quarry has water in it so we jumps of the big cliffs into the water.
So we goes to the quarry and I see these big fish an' I wants to catch them so I try fishin'. But my fishing line gets all tangled up so I'm fixin' it and Roberts all like "Dude lets go do somethin' stupid!". So I'm all like "wait I need to adjust my rod"
so then Robert gets this funny expression an he's all like "really? can I help you!!"
now I'm confuse 'cause roberts usualy afraid of fishin' stuff so I'm like "what???" so then Roberts like "I'd really like to help adjust your rod" *wink wink*
so now I'm confused so I starts thinkin' like Robert tryin' to figure out what he means, then I realised that when I said adjust my fishin' rod I fergot to say the fishin part. so now I'm all like "Dude Wtf!!! get away from me homo!!! I don't swing that way!!"
so Roberts like "um me to" but his eyes are kinda shifty so I can tells hes lyin' so I'm like "Dude stay away from me or I'll break your face" and he did.
German TV
Ok so like today I was watching the Greman TV an eating zebra cakes. Now I don't watch the German Tv often cuase whenever I do it has somthing thats scares me or freaks me out or is stupid or something.
So I'm watchin the German TV and eating zebra cakes and I don't know whats happening on the German TV cause it's German TV and they speak Mexican or something.
Then suddenly on the German TV they show some sheeps with really long necks and I'm all like ‘DUDE!! those sheep have really long necks!1!!!’ Then the german TV says llama so I guess thats what Germans call sheep with long necks.
You learn something new everyday.
Well anyway they have the sheeps with long necks and then the guys on the German Tv they say something in italian or whatever and then this one dude grabs one of them llamas and holds it down. And then the other dude puts this big glove on an no kiddin, he sticks his hand up the llamas butt!!!1!!!Seriously, this was really on TV!!
Now I'm all grossed out and almost throwing up and I'm all like ‘wtf that dudes gay!!1’
And he says something in funny talk.
And im all like ’stfu homo I don't speak French or whatever’
Then he says something else so I'm like ‘no your mothers a whore'
So I hurry up and turn of the TV before he does it again and I'm all like 'I'm never watching german TV again.'
So I goes down stairs where we have American TV which isn't wierd an scary like German TV an I'm eating zebra cakes and I'm thinking Robert prbaly likes that show. Then I remember Robert doesnt have TV because he sux