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A peek into the mysterious and shadowy lives of contributors to this site. Beware of dangling participles and losers.
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Name: Colonial Pryor Role: Web MASTER Background: Born somewhere in rural Japan, this young boy spent much of his life raised by wolves. Little is known about him, except that he likes the taste of milk. DEADLY MILK. Previous Assignments: web MASTER of his own anus Known Allias: lone, Twisted Sister, Mr. Jingles, guy with the dirty shoes. |
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Name: Lew Role: Head of Lew's Stuff and principal raper of donkeys Background: Originally from Beaufort (known for its welath of guys named Phil), he now resides in beautiful Miami (known for gay men in muscle shirts). Previous Assignments: influential new wave dance foursome Everyman, his own boxers, San Fransisco Known Allias: Senor Poop, Ye Old Flogger of Ramstillhein. |
| I imagine she looks like happiness with joy sprinkled on top. | Name: Kiki Role: Mail Girl Background: I don't know where the hell she's from, but they need to stop letting their perky children live past the age of 12. Previous Assignments: unknown Known Allias: unknown |