humanity's first and foremost achivement!



The toaster!

aaaahhhh yes.... the toaster. What a wonderfull invention... what other household appliance is so versital? none I think. you can for instance, make toast! can you do that in a washing machine? no. can you do that with a TV? no. can your stereo or home entertainment system even hope to compare to the crisp,yet chewy goodness that can only be obtained from toaster-made toast? I think not.

I have yet to this day seen a microwave properly heat a pop tart, and I am certainly not very fond of broiled englich muffins. i don't think i'm alone in saying "if Osama Bin Ladin owned a toaster, we'd be in a completely different boat right now - maybe even a dingee!" it is my belief that the inventor of the toaster was wrongfully deprived of the Nobel Peace Prize!


to voice your opinion on the subject simply start talking! duh...!


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