In the following pages we will do an in deapth study on the retarded nature of the human race. It seems to me that we would be wrong in not also including the things that save the human race from it's own stupidity - such as toasters, so I will include a section on that as well.
Prepare yourselves to be immersed in some of the most intense, envigorating and controversial material on the web (not to be mistaken for the internet, which was invented by Al Gore). I should warn you that this site is intended for the extreamaly intelligant, so of you have an IQ of less than 6792319 you should probably go somewhere else and cry.
On the other hand, i'm sure that at least one or two of you out there will deem yourselves capable of handling this intense brain draining material. I wish you he best of luck, and please accept my apoligies if you do happen to become a brainless drone walking the streets of some major metropolis looking like a homeless gothic mousepad salesman as a result of exposing yourself to the content of this site.
