I, the Master of all Darkness, am called by my people, the Dark Ones, Jack the Unholy Redeemer of the Underworld who lives near the River Styx in the titanic dark building, which is a castle of great darkness and proportion, on the cliff by the dead tree which bears one piece of fruit a year which he, the Master of all Darkness, is the only one who can touch it besides his loyal servant, Quickthorpe, who serves him through all space and eternity now and forever in this dark Underworld which we, the Dark Ones, fear as do the mortals above, who are still living, and/or didn’t sink on the Titanic because they either weren’t alive or they escaped or they didn’t buy a ticket or in some cases didn’t win one or die because of love and how did we get on this subject from our lord and ruler Jack the Unholy Redeemer of the Underworld who lives near the River Styx in the titanic dark building, which is a castle of great darkness and proportion, on the cliff by the dead tree which bears one piece of fruit a year which he, the Master of all Darkness, is the only one who can touch it besides his loyal servant, Quickthorpe, who serves him through all space and eternity now and forever in this dark Underworld which we, the Dark Ones, fear as do the mortals above, who are still living, and/or didn’t sink on the Titanic because they either weren’t alive or they escaped or they didn’t buy a ticket or in some cases didn’t win one or die because of love and how did we get on this subject from our lord and ruler Jack the Unholy Redeemer of the Underworld who lives near the River Styx in the titanic dark building, which is a castle of great darkness and proportion, on the cliff by the dead tree which bears one piece of fruit a year which he, the Master of all Darkness, is the only one who can touch it besides his loyal servant, Quickthorpe, who serves him through all space and eternity now and forever in this dark Underworld which we, the Dark Ones, fear as do the mortals above, who are still living, and/or didn’t sink on the Titanic because they either weren’t alive or they escaped or they didn’t buy a ticket or in some cases didn’t win one or die because of love and how did we get on this subject from. O, I give up the name’s Jack, I died because of this girl named Rose who I fell in love with who lived, which of course I didn’t, because now I am the Master of all Darkness who is called by, the Dark Ones, Jack the Unholy Redeemer of the Underworld who lives near the River Styx in the titanic dark building, which is a castle of great darkness and proportion, on the cliff by the dead tree which bears one piece of fruit a year which he, the Master of all Darkness, is the only one who can touch it besides his loyal servant, Quickthorpe, who serves him through all space and eternity now and forever in this dark Underworld which we, the Dark Ones, fear as do the mortals above, who are still living, and/or didn’t sink on the Titanic because they either weren’t alive or they escaped or they didn’t buy a ticket or in some cases didn’t win one or die because of love and that is my name, Jack, Jack Dawson.
