The Sacred Artifacts of thFamily
"THE SCROLL"
"THE PADDLE"

The rules and regulations of "THE FAMILY"
Article 1
Whenever the family gathers, upon the depature of the family you are duty bound to give each other a hug.

Article 2
The only ones with authority to break the rules in exceptional circumstances are his Majesty Brent and his Holiness Richard

Article 3
There are only three ways into the family
1)Save the life of another family member(L)
2)Go out with one of the family(O)
3)Compassionate circumstantial entry(CCE)
Thus Brent and Richard withold the right to refuse enrty upon substantial grounds or as they see fit.

Article 4
The only two persons who have authority to permit entry or exit to/from the family are his Majesty Brent and his Holiness Richard.

Article 5
Thou shalt not be Homesexual or Transsexual.

Article 6
Thou shalt not abuse thine God given anatomy.

Article 7
Thou shalt not abuse another family member unless in a comical way

Article 8
Thou shalt never betray thy fellow brother and sister.

Article 9
No lie shalt ever come forth from thy mouth.

Article 10
Thou shalt not commit bestiality, adultery, womaninise, maninise, or covet thy nieghbours wife/husband.

Article 11
Thou shalt always keep thy promise.

Article 12
Gambling is permitted at family gatherings.

Article 13
Nobody under the age of 13 is permitted into the family and nobody over the age of his Majesty Brent is permitted.

Article 14
The circumstances for breaking one of these rules
1)"Your outta the family"
2)You must be wacked on the ass with a paddle(real) by each of thy fellow brothers and sisters.
3)"May your stomache be bloated and your head be plucked of all but three hairs."

Article 15
Each time a person or persons are added to the family, their names must be added to the holy scroll.

Article 16
His Majesty Brent and his Holiness Richard have the final say in all goings on in the family.

Article 17
Whenever a dicision regarding family business is to be made his Majesty Brent
and his Holiness Richard must consult prior to the decision being made.